my boss just told me i am a unique starfish.

well it was the way she said it like in a dreamy head in the clouds way. she was wearing a kind of strange outfit that i could imagine obi wan kenobe wearing. i think she has lost it.

she gave a 40 minute presentation today about photocopier toner, you wouldnt believe me! haha

enough of this. stupid waste of time.

Flowers? Ice cream? Can I come and work with you please?

my head feels like an egg that has been cracked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-r8HWri41s

watch this! you'll feel better!

ha ok will do when i get home.

great minds think alike.

Ok, but you' re still cuter. ha ha.

It's my turn to have non-functioning servers at work today, so I can't access any of the files that I need to do my job. Ho hum.

I've had a promotion at work, by the way. I used to be Pension Systems Adminisrator, now I'm Pension Systems Manager. Hoorah!

does that mean you can order people around in a more threatening way? or are you a nice manager?

Well that's the funny thing, I don't actually manage anyone. But I can order the computers around in a more threatening manner, not that they take any notice of me.

is that why the servers have crashed?

No, the servers have crashed because they're cheap rubbish.

the oldest excuse in the world.

The server at work is still crashed. We rang our IT service centre for help last Friday, and so far they've done absolutely nothing. Which is a bit rubbish when you consider that all they're actually supposed to be doing is passing our request for help to our local IT department so that they can reboot the server.

It's raining a lot here.
Simpsons+Transformers movie frenzy=

I am Jesus.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/liv...cing.jesus.cnn

floatingslowly - And how was the Gibster

Nefeli - Hello!

Oi! Melly! How come I don't get a hello?

Why should you never buy a retarded dwarf?


Because it's not big and it's not clever.

Dass rite!

i have mice in my room running under my bed!

where indeed, i might buy a shotgun and dispatch the fucker. actually i cant even bear to watch flowers die let alone a mouse so i set traps and will get someone else to check them.

its grey and brownish. i saw it on friday and thought i was seeing things then saturday there it was as plain as the nose on my face chewinf one of my guitar leads.

my minion is in a bad mood. she got mad when I told her she had an attitude.

her jumpsuit is extra nice today though.

The physical form of the ritual associated with Ghost Dance did not originate with Jack Wilson, nor did it die with him. Referred to as the "round dance," it characteristically includes a circular community dance held around an individual who leads the ceremony. Often accompanying the ritual are intermissions of trance, exhortations, and prophesying.

i was woken this morning by my neice drawing on my face with a biro pen.

What colour?

solution:

^i want that.

http://www.infofreako.com/jad/pencil/15bjoint-e.html

The internet never fails to surprise me.


http://www.wife-beaters.com/index2.html

(Courtney Love enters the stage)

Courtney Love: Okay, I'm here to give out the first annual Mahatma Gandhi Award. This award is given to an individual who has dedicated her life to spiritual pursuits... y'know, like, without giving out her essential femininin - femininity... and, some kind of ononistic show of stoisism. What. YOU SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SH... SH... Okay. This year's Gandhi Award goes out to Madonna.

(Madonna walks onto the stage for her award and is kissed by Courtney Love)

Madonna: Um... thank you. If nothing else, Mahatma Gandhi was a man... who knew the importance of being spiritual. The incredible spiritual journey I have taken over the last ten weeks, I owe entirely to my teachings of the Kaballa. The Kaballa is a form of ancient Jewish mysticism that I learned in a night class in L.A. We are all rays of light, eminating from deity.

(Courtney Love re-enters)

Courtney Love: Remember, Madonna, like, eight years ago, when you were, like, totally into the Virgin Mary... whatever happened to that? That's weird.

Madonna: The desire to be known and to create comes from deity, and what is so terribly tragic...

Courtney Love: Wait, where is - w... why are you talking like that? Are you, like, from England or something? Are you from the London of England? Don't forget, you're from Detroit, Madonna Louise Ciconne! Detroit!

Madonna: Is that one of the tenants of Buddhism, Courtney, making fun of the way people talk?

Courtney Love: Okay, first of all, I just have to say, the Kaballa is scoffed up from mainstream Judaism. The second of all, Michael Stipe thinks it's jackass.

Madonna: Courtney, Courtney. The goal of Buddhism is to attain Nirvana, not break it up.

Courtney Love: You SHUT UP! Shut up, you dyke! You shut up! (throws award out to the audience in anger)

Andy Dick: (makes gay noises) Okay, we got to go to a commercial. But stick around, 'cause when we come back, we got performances by - (starts shaking his hands in a gay manner) Natalie Merchant and the Devil.

(fade)

someone who sits near me just tried to argue with me for ten minutes that someone born in 1982 was 15.

hahahahha you are hilarious! did you come up with that yrself?