of these??

no, these.

grow pigs?

i'm sorry, too ambiguous for you?

puta, that sorry fucker shaved his nuts. hilarious! some people have no dignity. shit looks ridiculous. like baby nuts.

anyway, what are you crying about?

do tell-- but quickly-- i gotta fry up some steaks-- in butter.

How the fuck do you shave your balls without cutting them all to hell? Does not compute.

eh, got tired of waiting. will read another day. hopefully no baby nuts in sight. sheesh.

i ain't crying, i'm raging at other people's crying and bitching and whining and moaning.

and i am fucking sick of putting stuff in boxes. i'm on break.

Yogurt. Blueberry. Good.

gotta put some more stuff in some more boxes.

shit's gotta get done.


later haters.

A bummer for suchfriends.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...ual-highs.html

Get it? Bummer?

Hmm. Well, this could have applications. As for priests who must remain celibate and such. Catholic mass might be much cooler if the priests were stoned. "In the name of the father, man, and like, the son, dig, and, and, what comes after the son, man..."

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is on in about 30 minutes. I've never seen it. If I can clean up the kitchen and get my clothes ready for the morning, I'll reward myself by letting myself stay up to watch it. I might even let myself have another yogurt.

Partay.

goddamn you're old.

Hey, I gotta save my strength for shuffle board.

HEY, young people can play shuffle board, too.

I used to dominate my friends at the bar.

Actually, I should go to bed. When you're a spy, you should take the opportunity to rest whenever you can. You never know when circumstances will force you to go without sleep for long periods of time. You'll need to draw on reserves of energy.

b-b-but mommy said you could stay up!!!!!

Mommies say a lot of things. They're not to be trusted.

Are you sure you shouldn't stuff the bed and drink scotch behind the door in case a particularly negative medical practitioner sends a lackey to do you in?

Would be funnier if they were hunting deer and the father said no because vegetarianism is healthier.

Hahahahahahahha

"Ha ha, no, Kayla, I'll wear them instead of condoms to make sure this time your mom won't get infested with another silly creature like you are."

i fucked up badly last weekend

how? why? u cant just post that and not tell what happened...

I've a bad feeling about this...

i think you've got the point, nic.

rundown of the last 5 hours: shitty beer, abba, vomiting, passing out, spraypaint, police trouble, berocca.

Sounds like the worst 5 hours of your life... Especially the ABBA part.

"...having the time of your li-i-ife..."

it was actually kind of great.

Are you a dancing queen?

that's exactly the song we were listening to and yes i am....acid queen more like


then we listened to rock the boat don't rock the boat baby, rock the boat don't tip the boat ovaaa

comin down again
on the ground again
where are all my friends

i have gone 2 days now without a cigarette, it's not that bad. the worst time is when i'm bored that's when i used to smoke the most.

traitor

i'm only stopping tobacco, not green. :D

good. toke away.