pure is the way forward. i've been smoking since i was 11 and i've been getting lots of pains/aches in my chest/lungs lately. plus cigs don't do anything for me.

:) !!!

key is dont get bored...masturbate more or smthn.

;)

ok babe ;)

I didn't get a lot of sleep night before last, and I'm not sure I caught up last night. Thought I felt fine but I think my patience has been really thin today, and I'm swearing at people.

Maybe it's time to go hide in a rabbit hole and sleep.

I heard you can't make up for lost sleep. But I dunno

my two year old nephew knows how to use an iphone....for the most part.

any monkey can press buttons and jabber
;)

It's true. You can rest and feel better but what they mean by that is you've lost all that time your body needs to re-energize and regenerate. It takes its toll, in other words.

aye he ain't no monkey no matter how much he may look like one......nah but he's cool. I mean he can unlock from the first screen n stuff.....

Ha ha!

Hmm now I'm thinking of chocolate pudding. Damn you Bill Cosby.

I just made a bunch of peanut butter cookies. Someone help me eat them.

Overnight me some!

I should. Eating this many cookies is likely to make me balloon up like a whale. I can't do overnight, how about like 2-3 days?

Speaking of eating too much, I almost threw up cookies everywhere just now. Motherfuck.

The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the abyss, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

I can work with 2-3 days

Don't waste the peanut butter cookies by throwing them up.

Exactly my thought pattern. I'll find some tupperware or something and stick them in a box.

Unrelated: best thing on the interbutt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014

Also, I'll need your new address.

Wat Is That Shit?

Finnish rock band paired with the Russian Red Army Choir.

I'm searching for appropriate tupperwear. Don't be surprised if they show up in a shoebox...

Cool cool cool. I'll try to send something back in the box.

I just struggled to eat my veggie burger and now my mom expects me to eat this piece of pie. Dear god.

awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Bitch looks like Steve Irwin

Literally, box

She's going to need a few more kids to pull her fat ass.

There are no words.

I have four.

I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER.


SON OF A FUCKING BITCH.
CAN'T EVEN RUN ANYTHING WITHOUT LAGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.


I WANT TO THROW THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW BUT THAT WOULD MEAN CUTTING OFF MY ADDICTION TO THE INTERBUTT.

So I guess I'd rather just suffer.

oh man I've been there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXjhWJdJh38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubSTSICa7y8