Edit: Are you frequently tired Hip?

A.

What's you favorite colour?

probably all exept for pink

where are you now

(I am tired a lot, yes, because I get very little sleep due to being ill. But it's cool).

In the study.

Why? Where are you?

Why? I'm in my livingroom.

Do you like artichokes?

They're OK, I'd be unlikely to vote for them in a vegetable poll though.

Unless it was artichokes vs brocolli.

How do you feel about brocolli?

Meh It's allright.

Do U likez it?

I love all vegetables. Even brussel sprouts, which most people hate. It all really depends on how you prepare your greens.

Who's your favorite actor right now?

Me mayt goppi cos he ded littel n so he impersonayted a gnome n got into the police playse wif his actin n all n stole a FUKKIN TRUNSHON ha ha he ded gud littel goppi yeh so lyke my kweshton witch is like ded gud two is rite DO YU FUKKIN HAYT ELVES JUST LYKE A BIT OR LYKE FUKKIN LOADS n be cerfull cos there be a ryte anser to this one eh its lyke a trick ha ha.

Ha! Ha! Yes I hate elves... loads, unless they're goblinish. Oops!

Do you have a drivers licence?

Yeah.

How many sinks are in your house?

Three.

Cobain: suicide? murder? You decide!

MURDERZ 1T WAZ CURTNY LUV!!111!1!111 EXCLAMATION MARK!

Do you like scott joplin?

DOn't know who he is.

Do you like Billie Holiday?

..um... yes and no...

who is they?

Very talented jazz singer. She died in the late 1950's.

Have you ever been genuinely upset at the death of someone whom you never met?

Ummmmm, well, yes. My birthday is on the same day of Elliott Smith's deathday, and last year I was in a big ES phase and I was really qwuite upset that he would die on MY DAY!:(

Hip Priest, you wanna die!?

Not at all.

Do I give that impression?

I just thought maybe you'd be in the mood... sorry to disturb you.

You wanna maybe just have a sit down? Have some CAKE?! (in your face!!)

YEAH!

What will the topic of your next thread be?

a. myself
b. making fun of another board member
c. something nonsensical

are you tired?

...shit.. fuck you cantankerous, moving in on my territory. VENOM SPIT!!!

no.

What's it to ya?

see above. you're a tad late, son.

now answer my question damnit.

Yes, I'm tired. It's 02:17am. I have work at nine.

WHat is your favourite computer game? Or do you hate computer games?

Don't play 'em.

I answered yr question, 'tanky.

Are you listening to music?

yes i am.

are you itchy?

Always.

Are you sticky?

no.

are you as itchy as me?

I could be...

How itchy are you? (on a scale of be my valentine to trick-or-treat.)

i am not itchy at all.

clint eastwood or bill murray?

Clint Eastwood, I think.

Erstwhile actor and poitician Clint Eastwood, or Pop Will Eat Itself frontman, musician and sometime actor Clint Mansell?

Ummm.... is Bill Murray still an option? Great. Bill Murray.

Capital punishment: For or against?

Against.

Live a very long average life or live a short extremely exciting life?

I'd like to die before I become a useless geriatric, soiling myself, but fairly long. I reckon 50-60 years will suffice.

Good 'nuff?

I'm 35 already. I like to think I have more than 15 - 25 years left.

You're lost. You come to a fork in the path. Do you take the left-hand fork or the right-hand fork?

Depends on my gut feeling.

Rock, paper or scissors?

Paper.

Do you read a newspaper?

Only if there's one lying around.

What languages can you speak?

English, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Dutch and a little Zulu & Xhosa.

What's your favorite holiday destination?

Adelaide, Australia

Whos your fave comedian?

Peter Cook.

Are you a good cook?