so morata is a flop now? wow

Haha! Nah nothing like that. More to see your reaction on here of that came off

I actually kinda feel bad for the guy. Something is going on with him to cause that horrendous slump.

Fuck I hate those cheap ass PSV supporters that park in my street so that I can't park my car anymore just because they can't afford or are too cheap assed to pay for the parking garage :(

Imagine having to look at yourself in the mirror every morning, knowing you've lost your place to Olivier Giroud. It can't get much worse than that.

*Looks in the mirror* heh...ye...yeah I agree totally *sobs*

https://mobile.twitter.com/goalstv77...485633/video/1

Can't say I've ever seen this before

And here's my reaction when I watch Morata play

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UlSrfFE

You do realise Zabaleta meant that, right? If it was a lesser player doing it, someone like say Tosun, then it's obviously an embarrassing mistake, but when it's Zabaleta it's nothing less than avant-garde attacking. Dada football at its finest. What an honour to be alive in the time of his genius.

Here he is again, just seconds after inventing cubism.

https://giphy.com/gifs/west-ham-unit...8kq8tNgcKVgWEo

:D :D :D

And who says football fans know nothing.

Well I'm back home and I really don't want to be. However, one thing I'm looking forward to is watching more football. Especially Motd on Saturday. That's the one bit of British I've missed the most.

ha ha im sure theres a bunch of jokes im missing there but anyway

how was nawlins?

Honestly, it was incredible. I was running on four hours sleep a night cos there was too much to do and see. Bourbon Street was a hellhole, mind.

And life playing a cruel joke I met a girl four days before I was due to go back where it was a *snaps fingers* instant click. Never had the level in connection with a bird before. We seriously mooted the idea of me staying longer but money and home bills for me stopped that idea.

Haha, nah you're not. Unless Demo is being serious...

NICE.

and no i have no idea the meaning of what you and demonyo have been saying since that twitter video with the suarez free kick lol

Yeah, but it made coming home all the more difficult. So now I'm just immersing myself in British films to help (over to the film thread)

Nono the second one underneath that. The one I posted about Morata.

ooooooooooooh. i never saw that. hold up...

ah all that makes sense again.

anyway, reuniting with one’s superego sucks

yeah

im sorry man. been before where you are today.

i regret nothing.

lol no, i regret tons of things of course, who am i kidding

Glad you had a great time H8kurdt. I never went on a big fuck-off road trip like that, but still, always feel a bit deflated when I come home from the US. I always have a brilliant time even when I've been some place there that, in retrospect, wasn't that great. And the whole accent thing with girls is definitely a plus.

Anyway, yeah, Prem today!

No really stand out game today for the neutral - I suppose the biggie is Spurs v Man City on Monday night. I'll obviously be watching West Ham v Leicester later today and Man U v Everton tomorrow will hopefully only add to the Jose-drama.

For the record, I don't really believe Zabaleta invented Cubism.