What a dumb asshole, trying too hard. It hurts. Fuck. It's like I want to puke, but all I experience is confusion.

You are way better than that miss c.

Yeagh, like I look into her eyes and I feel sad that her flesh amounts to cockular dishrags.

What is the difference between "just wears whatever he/she wants" and "trying to be all chic and fashiony"?

This IS Jeopardy!

Oh.

i don't think you understand properly
she was wearing these wild clothes in holland long before it was the cool thing to do here in america and #1 it appeals to me visually because it suits her so goddamn well and it's just a feast of crazy shit for my eyes (she looks much better in her street clothes than on the runway) and #2 it pisses me off that everyone else particularly like in brooklyn and lower manhattan (aka the real tryhards) has taken to wearing such clothes.
not really. what i really hate is praying mantises.

this is the difference between america and the rest of the world re: the way we dress

everywhere else you go particularly london or tokyo, they have a sense of fun the way they dress. in america most people take it too seriously or they're too pragmatic about it. people dress to be chic or they dress to be comfortable blah blah blah
sometimes i like to leave my house in a skeleton jumpsuit and hooker shoes just because.

Ah, okay (to both things).

I just slept for 26 hours straight.

I've something like that once after college exams.

Had a teeth-grinding headache afterward, though.

One of the symptoms of swine flu "unusual tiredness"

I think I may have the flu as it is, so...

am I fuckt guise?

I hope I'll be okay. I've been to the doc twice in the past month, that's more than EVER. I think I'll just ride it out and see how shit goes.

I drink green tea, chai tea or just plain old tea almost every day. I'm obsessed with tea.
Now I'm thirsty.

OJ is goddamn delicious, you should drink it for that reason alone.

Only if it's that simply orange kind.
Minute maid tastes like fucking ASS

truth.

the worst kind is the kind that's yellow and pulp-less and comes in a milk jug. generic brand.

Seriously, that shit is nasty.
Pulp for the win

i question the sanity of anyone who doesn't like pulp.

No pulp is like pizza without cheese.

yeah

or like eating a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger. what the fuck is that.

Or seeing a cover band instead of the real thing.

unless the cover band is midget kiss.

that is probably the only exception.

http://ghostshorty.com/minikiss/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ybB_...eature=related

Haha, they're coming to ft collins. That's like half an hour from here. I should go see them.

I miss the 90s back when sheryl crow and alanis fucking ruled. dgaf what anyone else says, they both were amazing.

You know you're having a bad day when your own lawyer is tucking it to you and smiling all the time

you're so mean to poor little me ;_;

ha ha ha no it's not to you, it's to that woman with the dog name that starts with an a, and the other one.

i did have fun in spite of their cringe-worthy soundtrack though, i should say.

i have memories of road trips in old cars with AM radios blasting their otherwise insufferable songs amid the clatter of jesus yellers. in other words, the lesser of many evils-- but still pretty fucking evil.

okay

yeah yeah yeah whatever. "woman with a dog name" hahahahaha.

psh, fuck cheeseburgers.

nice-- you?

it should be your signature on this board

though the cacophony of audio signatures would be skull-numbing

actually, that might not be bad

advertising campaigns: 'look at the signal before crossing'

yes it is me

i like my sig. (thanks d. berk)






can blow make your gums bleed?

You're not meant to eat it! :P

from rubbing it on yr gums i mean

Ah, then there's probably a good chance of that then.

I feel weird