noumenal, but he seems to have left. Otherwise, perhaps fishmonkey? There's a lot of fine candidates.

What was the last present you gave?

A dvd player/tv/video recorder

To chav or not to chav?

Chav of course.

edit; just had that question!!!What was the last present you received?

When was the last time you had your hair cut?

A book, from a local book dealer, today.

or, edit (see above): I had a couple of inches taken off a few weeks ago.

Local history: nerdy or fascinating?

For nerds.

Modest Mouse or Ugly Casanova?

I've never met one. I don't know.

Lights or Full Flavor cigarettes?

Neither.

Bob Dylan or Dylan from Magic Roundabout?

bob dylan

worst poster on the board?

Our resident hypocrite, the wannabe-evil-ruler flamertroll bigot is the only person I have sufficiently little respect for to consider nominating.

Do you have more vinyl than cd's, or the other way round?

Steve, because he seems a bit shy.

Jelly babies or jelly tots?

Jelly Babies as long as they're the vegetarian variety, as the Tots are made by Nestle (boo hiss).

How many days a week do you consume alcohol?

No.

White, red or rose wine?

red

falafels or empanadas?

falafel

Do you perform better under pressure?

No

What Movie would you rather watch, Snakes ona Plane or The Seed of Chucky?

Snakes on a Plane, since Joel gave it a decent review.

Where were you at ten o'clock yesterday evening?

getting drunk at my friends going away dinner



What are your top 3 favorite shows of all time?

At work, drinking coffee.

Do you have a favurite radio programme?

no, radio sucks.
i like 91.7 (rice radio)
they play many a fine tunes

do you like to give anal sex?

in theory, i never did. id like to (to a girl preferably)

how big are your tits?