Cyan.

Do you play with toys in your bath?

no, but used to when i was little.

cure for jetlag?

7

What is the weirdest thing you said today?

'i think there is a leather place in a street near here'.

to a man looking to make leather clothes that asked if i had seen a shop. i just pointed and said that and walked.

what colour do you paint your toes?

i have painted them pink and black before
does god have ideas?

Not that I've seen.

Do you think he's got plans to send us all to hell?

I dont see why god needs plans...he is so smart and amazing he wouldnt need to plan anything (not that i believe)

if your teeth grew back as quick as an eyebrow grew back...which would you be willing to lose for a short time.

Eyebrows.


Again (since no one answered las time)

If time was something you could purchase, like a common household appliance, how would you abuse it?

yeah. i would only use it to go back and hang out with my grandma for a few more hours, though.

would you describe the musculature of your ass as similar to laffy taffy or steel? if it is laffy taffy, do you SHAKE IT?

well it's more like laffy taffy obviously. i don't have an ass of steel.
i shake my ass and i shake it damn well.

what brand of cigarettes do you smoke (if you smoke)?

Camels, though they're getting quite pricey.

The most boring thing you've done today?

Waited for my shitty computer to quit fucking up.

Which vegetable do you call by name?

all of them?!?

biggest regret?

yes. probably more than there should be but i dont take it seriously.

do you take a multi vitamin?

Every now and then.I need iron tablets every now and then.

Do you ever adopt a well-honed professional persona if need be?

To Porky: Pretty much every time I answer the phone at work.

To Nefeli: Probably not, although I do try to eat a reasonable amount of fresh fruit.

How easy do you find it to be spontaneous?

I don't think he's received it yet, but a CD to another boardie.

What was the last present you received?

a video.

given the opportunity, to whom would you give a severe telling off?

David Blunkett, although 'telling off' would hardly begin to describe the event.

What was the last event you attended?

I dunno. I suppose hotboxing my car qualifies for an event.

Have you ever recieved a toddler from Pookie's baby factory?

no

can you skip with a skipping rope?

No but i'd love to.

Have you ever bought animal pornography?

No.

Have you?

fuck no

have you ever watched kiddy porn?

Are you kidding?Of course no to both.

Have Mogwai gone down the drain a bit?

Yes...

Do happy endings bore you?

i havnt seen my own ending to know if happy endings are real, and it depends on how the happy ending was done...if it was like WotW then yes, if its like um i dunno.

Do you shave your pubes

No.

Do you like Bright Eyes?

Not at all.He bores me.

Scandinavian Black Metal VS Acid House.Who wins?

bleack metal. but only becuase they would burn down my house if i said anything else.

do you secretly want someone to fail miserably?

Not really but some people ask for that sometimes.

Do people who fail interest you?

I'm not sure what you mean..sort of... but I sometimes feel bad for people I see that look to be like... "losers"...

Are humans born to die? Or do they die because they are born?

They die because they are born,

Wat is your favorite fruit?

Hmmm.... No clue..maybe banana? pineapple?

Socrates/Plato/Aristotle?

Lee Ranaldo,

What was the last book you read?

uhhh... I finished The Collected Works of Billy The Kid by Micahel Ondaatje recently, and started Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder.

Same q, to you?

I finished Confusion is Next:The Story of Sonic Youth. Now I'm reading Little CHildren by Tom Perrotta.

What was the coolest thing you had as a child?

Hmmm... I loved my little pirate playset thing... and also my little spaceship landing dock play set... and this game.. I don't know what it's called anymore, but it involved elastics and a large-ish ball bearing with a plastic ring around it, so you shoot it down the lane, it bounces off elastics, and goes down another lane, to get points...

Do you have a light-brite?

I think I did have one not sure, not many memories of my childhood,

Do you have a lot of memories of your childhood?

Yep!

Is there any one memory from childhood that sticks out especially?