Massimo D'alema

iT Feels like I'm typigm with poodles strpapped to my fingers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOL'D SO HARD. wtf.

THEM bitches is running all over the place.

Poodles? that sounds frightening

It fucking is...not that little teacip fuckers either...I'm talking those be horse looiking ma fuckcas

poodles the size of horses... I am never leaving the house ever again.

That was hyperbole...there's just poodles the size of large poodles.

they're called standard poodles. my creepy old lady neighbor when I was growing up had like 3463475452364. she used to barge into my house and smoke cigarettes.

yu chousld ahve le[y them and toaught them to dance.

Edit function is for opansy.

I could've but I didn't cause I was 9 and all I wanted to do was play starfox and internet

itner tinter inter internet

I'm in yr boardsz. hijacking 2 threads

the internet is for pooooooooorn


also I love how we're the only people posting

i don't give a fucking. fucik motherfucki. it''s because we homies

I fucking lol'd. your sentences keep getting harder and harder to understand.

I'm sorry. As soon as my fingers sort behaving I promise I might make more sense.....whoa...no mistakes!

Shit...there was on es

Whoa. I shat brix.

Chapthistkc,

That post could easily be interpreted at least 3 different ways

Crownz is my favorite poster.

that wa meant to e chapstick.

interpretation #1: chapstick
interpretation #2: chap this tc
interpretation #3: complete and utter nonsense

I'll take bachlerettte #3

I said bacletertte...that wegee...he's totes packing salam.

exactly.

he's gonna make lotsa spaghetti!

DO NOT WANT

My childhood = ruined

I'm sorry. I can has forgive?

okay, I forgive you <3

All is right in the Ess why gee world.

For some reason that statement reminded me of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7zNlmzAo14

daY -O http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4eoMxGDEJA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH3_9pl0SV4

My favorite 'mo

freddie was the coolest motherfucker ever.