They don't call me tiny tits for nothing.

Sartre or Descartes?

Descartes is the more interesting read.

What was the last song that you sang??

Some song that was on Hi-5 this morning. I think it was caleed Peek-a-boo.

What are you having for lunch today?

Coffee, sandwich, tangerine.

Lunch: packed or purchased?

Usually packed, sometimes (including today) purchased.

Do you know what this is?

 

No.

Revenge as a motivating factor: silly or noble?

Noble

Guinness draught or Guinness original?

Original.

When was the last time you were lost, or thought you were lost?

june, san francisco.

take me roughly on the?

diving board, probably.

can you do a frontflip into water?

Yeah.

How fast can you run a mile?

uh. walking speed. i am out of shape.

are you in shape?

no

big red or fanta strawberry?

huh? gum? i dont like big red... the other one i dont know about.


juicy fruit red blue or original?

Original.

Are you a cutie with a booty?

Not really, although I like to think I am.

A man is quarter of the way through a tunnel. He hears a train behind him. If he runs straight ahead, he'll get out the other end of the tunnel just in time, and if he runs back to the start he'll get out just in time. The train is travelling at 20 miles per hour. How fast does the man run?

sam- yes. yes i am.

HP- he could be running any speed, it really makes no difference, because the distance from him to the train is unspecified.

did you think you could trick me?!

It does make a difference. All of the information is there, as they say. I guarantee you. No, it's not a trick.

Same question: A man is quarter of the way through a tunnel. He hears a train behind him. If he runs straight ahead, he'll get out the other end of the tunnel just in time, and if he runs back to the start he'll get out just in time. The train is travelling at 20 miles per hour. How fast does the man run?

i suppose 20 miles per hour, because that way he maintains his lead on te train. but no one knows how far behind the train is, so i don't 100% understand.

am i right yet?

100mph, just to be on the safe side.

Have you ever tried Guinness mustard?