ALREADY?

well, it won't stay forever... by april it will be gone. i've heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCgbx51mYQE

how mindblowing is van halen? Listen to the first minute and 30 seconds of this song. Fucking badass.

The more straightforward cover afterwards is good too.

I ahve always loved that intro to preety woman. love the noises eddie makes ewith his geeeetar

eruption is like. the best.

i am not wavy gravy...or am i.

I'm so fucking tired that I feel like things are crawling all over me.

when i'm older/richer i think i'm going to buy a sailboat and sail the mediterranean ... i'll hit up Formentera, marseille/nice, sicily/malta, beirut... maybe casablanca. i hear egypt is pretty shit tho... then whenever i find a place i like, sell the boat and buy a beach shack.

Lulz, someone vandalized the wiki page for Filippo Brunelleschi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filippo_Brunelleschi

"as a dome creator, when he created the dome, he would seem sleepy and run up to his dog named skippy and tell him secrets. i know, wierd. he would also try to communicate to squirrles and download software on his computer. when there was any contreversy on wethor or not his really smokin hot babe wife was home or not, he would kick his plasma screen TV down and yell "STAR WARS!" "...giving one end a blow on the flat piece of marble, made it stand upright. The architects protested that they could have done the same; but Filippo answered, laughing, that they could have made the dome, if they had seen his design.""

Hahha hilarious

Brunelleschi's first architectural commission was to count to 10, 100 times a day. after he would eat a pickle and solve the equasion by drinking applejuice. he would also constantly walk in circles because he would think about warm eggs. he also had a addiction to pick his nose, while doing jumping jacks. Its long loggia would have been a rare sight in the tight and curving streets of Florence, not to mention its impressive arches, each about 8 m high. The building was dignified yet sober. There were no displays of fine marble and decorative inlays.[5] It was also the first building in Florence to make clear reference - in its columns and capitals - to classical antiquity.

President Wilson's wiki page was once vandalised. It said something like, "Woodrow Wilson liked to ejaculate on his secretary's face several times during the day and liked her to put her finger up his ass".

I need an animated gif of a person walking on Escher's staircase.

fuck all that.

I'm looking forward to when I get to make fun of you for starring in a VH1 - Disney Stars Gone Real Bad special.

my only advice to you is "make her wear the mouse ears".

the crystal ball has gone cloudy. I can tell you no more.

ah, yr probably right. i will definitely make her wear the mouse ears. no doubt

today's life lesson: don't talk a clockwork orange with a rape victim

I once showed Bad Lieutenant to a girl who had been raped. She got all offended and afterwards I said, "You do realize the movie was written by a woman -- WHO WAS RAPED.. RIGHT?" And she said that was fucked up, blah blah.

One of her favorite movies is Last House on the Left, though. Um.. okay.

Stupid girl, honestly.

i'm missing zombot :(

I have gone invisible

^ in reply

^People only think invisible bicycles don't exist because they've never seen one.

..I think I have a "date" Monday..

She looks a lot like, and acts a ton like, my last girlfriend. But is infinitely more mature. So, hm. I don't consider my relationship with my last girlfriend officially "over"... she doesn't consider it over either... we're taking a break... so, I dunno. It's weird. I feel kinda bad about everything. You know? Is it fair to this girl or.. I dunno. I am just going to have fun, it probably won't turn into anything too meaningful. We'll see, eh?

Today, I submitted a résumé again to American Appal-rel.

so my bitchy ex-best friend got swine flu.

schadenfreude y'all.

zac efron is a psycho.

i'm happy.

I am bored as fuck

Zombie pin up show at a strip club...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOX7A-7skwk

to relieve the boredom for 9 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22t-pmWc8PQ This relieves boredom for longer than that!

cool cool creeping up... here is 2:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw

the look on this face cracks me up every time...

have started a new thread for more when bored stuff

Swingers is such a great movie.

please video the sex for us, Adam. kthx

Do you think she'll stick her finger up his butt? One could only hope so!

Seriously.

Thanks, but not I was hoping for something a bit larger and bleaker. I wish I could draw so I could make an animation myself.

at the foodstore security guard thought i stole ham or something. i was like meh.