Hours late:

I have ideas for hip-and-happening bands of the moment to advertise all sorts of goodness - like our own SY advertising toothpaste - "The president sucks/He's a war pig fuck/But it's the plaque I hate/it's the plaque I hate"

Never trust doctors. Not one second. They do not care if they fuck up
your life. Doctors are the breathing equivalent of a pigs asshole.

^^^ that's not always true. my father-in-law is a physician and isn't like that at all. unfortunately, he seems to be the exception to the rule.

for the record, I am always available to play doctor if needed.

:)

I have no idea what yr talking about, nurse.

:)

would you like to have it surgically removed? I promise there will only be a little blood.

FORCEPS!

I just took an unintentional 4-hour nap and now I feel horrible.

I am not alone! whenevr I take long naps I wake up feeling like goddamn fried shit.

sssshh....just lie back and try not move too much.

i think i broke my toe. i'm fairly confident.

oh noez! :( and I was the one worried about ze broken toez.

my whole foot is swollen. but THE TOE.

oh god.

how are you?

I'm cool. I went to see a campus production of the Lieutenant of Inishmore. It was quite funny. Also, they had the performance in the sanctuary of the Wesley Center and the play contains more "fucks" than any other play I've seen (more "fucks" per minute than most Tarantino films) and LOTS of fake blood. Now I'm deciding what to do with my evening. Going to dye my hair either tomorrow before No Age or Sunday.

How goes it for you, other than the toe?

i've never heard of that, but it sounds glorious.

tonight i'm just hanging out, busting out the wine. i'm not a creative person. i was supposed to go see the new james bond movie, but not having a cell phone means there was no way to reach me. i used my mom's, but almost every single "friend" i have is unaware that phones have answer buttons. so i went for a burger with my parents. lame but true.

It was really good. During it's run on Broadway every performance used 6 gallons of fake blood.

I want to see the new Bond but I undoubtedly be going alone on Sunday afternoon. I wasn't in the mood for going out drinking because I have to get up at 8 in the morning to go places. I've been getting cabin fever lately, so it'll be good to get out and go places, but must be back before 10 for show!

I really want some real food. I've been living on a steady diet of stress and sugar mostly for a few weeks. My body is not happy.

Well, that's a better reason than Bond itself. I myself am stuck in a platonic standstill on all fronts.

I just want this goddamned semester to be over. I haven't even registered for next semester's classes yet.

When I just grab whatever I can get my hands on it's usually pizza, poptarts and Soda. That's not healthy.

i want this year to be over.

have you tried the gingerbread poptarts? unhealthy but awesome!

speaking of awesome, one thing i do like about florida is the space shuttle launch. one went up tonight during dinner, and the whole little pub gathered outside to watch. it's cool every single time.

Ah, my encounters are a constant state of tension that just leads to more tension. Goddamn our mutual willpower.

I've been on a brown sugar cinnamon kick, myself.

I'm trying to decide on a movie since I'll be spending the night solo. (haha, typical me) but nothing is really taking the skin off the apple right now.

oh, i've worked my way through a box of those in two days. yum. i miss the vanilla milkshake ones. i haven't had one since this summer but i just never remember to get them in.

i'm just gonna be online. me + bad foot + wine in front of the tv= bad bad bad.