oh espn+ is another $5/mo (no thanks, have enuff subscriptions) but might wing a 7-day free trial lololol. leeds v west brom in 3.5h...

No dramas I'm aware of. Just the usual unpredictability.

West Aaaaam ganna get recked th'morra. Jesus. auld err Wingstaff. Nah err, Longstaff lol! Gana shank the bal in te' the gol! foken urban worldcup f'the toon. pissin' on the FA and ANY culture that gets in our way - especially the doon sooth cockney massive gangbangers. ere. come see me an' we'll ave a ride in me' atchback ford escort RS Turbo mara! reet doon the secluded dungeons of the bottom 3 premier league scheister basement. Mike Ashley will be there riding the golden goose!!

Bought a pair of trainers off Ashley yesterday. Felt bad but 20 quid less than JDs is 20 quid less than JDs.

Our beloved owner put the actual official Newcastle United shop out of business a long time ago with such lucrative offers. I'm surprised JD has lasted this long in all honesty.

Did you get to watch it?

no i had work and i just finished and i have to go shopping now hahaha

plus i thought maybe i should save the free trial for a weekend—do they play during intl. breaks?

anyway—was it good??

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HOLY SHIT 4-0!

i need to stop working fridays by lunchtime...

/me bangs head on desk

So big bad Brendan's at Leicester. Happened a couple of days ago so hardly breaking news but he's already coming out with his trademark bullshit: "I’ll give my life to make the supporters proud of their club,” No Brendan, you won't. "I am returning to one of the biggest and best clubs in world football " No Brendan, you're not.

Post match interviews should be a laugh.

here we go

Nice win for WH today. Didn't watch it but heard it was pretty easy. Newcastle not really offering much. Main thing though, besides the 3 points, was the return of Lanzini, who was meant to be excellent today. Cardiff next week, then Huddersfield. So hopefully some points there, too.

i had it on and i wasn't wowed or anything so i did some paperwork on the side.

that kid whatsisname was great.llll.. gggg... what's his name? he's like 12 or something?

Only one I can think you might mean is Declan Rice. Great player. 20 years old.

YES. there are talks of greatness etc.

enjoy him while you have him— should not be long :(

but you might sell him right

anyway firmino starts benched?

I'm more worried about losing Rice than anyone, tbh. He's the future. Unfortunately Man City agree and he's meant to be one of the top names on Pep's summer shopping list. :(

it’s not a terrible thing to be a farm. more or less what dortmund does and they’re a fun team.

make sure you get enough petrodollars from the sheik

very exciting game so far, wow

roaring crowd

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holy shit i thought it would slow down by 20’ or 25’ but it didn’t

great first half

at 80’ i can see liverpool being denied. even defeated by surprise.

wow. does it feel like a win?

bet it does...

Didn't watch it but reading the report sounds like it was a pretty even match.

Loving the fact that Klopp is now blaming the wind for not winning.

to my eyes it was not an even game. liverpool had objectively the more skilled and faster players.

BUT—they just could not score, and the longer it went the more desperate they got

everton was NOT parking the bus. it was back and forth, but liverpool got closer to the goal and with more danger, much more consistently. pickford had a great save and there were some close calls.

but they still could not score, and an everton free kick from the edge of the area late in the game could have punched liverpool in the gut. but it was a poor lob, too long.

wind? lmao maybe he ate beans.