For the intellectual lols, here's The Adventures of Noam Chomsky and his dog Predicate.

THESE ARMS ARE MINE, DON'T MIND YOU LAAAY OOOON
YOUR MAAADE FOR MEEE
AND I'LL LEAVE LOVE AAAAALOOOOOONE
YOU CALL OUT MY NAME, FOR THE LOVE YOU NEED
BUT YOU WON'T FIND IN ME


Aaah, great song.

I walked past a guy on the way into town who was totally drunk, taking a piss against a wall on the bend of the pavement I was using, which is next to a busy road, so the car drivers had front-row seats of the spectacle. I spotted a huge plastic bottle of cheap cider perched precariously on the top of the wall. Ever since the recession hit, I've spotted a load more drunks in town.

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*these arms are mine, don't mind who they hold


sorry hahah

damn the interwebz. The other version sounds kewl too though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwMwRFTnPuQ

so hot

ha!

more here : http://www.thisblogrules.com/2009/11...e-used-to.html

I finally have a new phone - the blackberry tour!

Hahah nice

I am not wearing clogs.

wow....totally ghey.

one of the elevators at work dropped several floors last night.

I'm hoping that I do not have to test my theory that laying flat increases elevator drop survival rates due to distribution of force.

you have to calculate the exact speed of the falling elevator, then just a fraction of second before it reaches the ground you have to jump up. the crash will occur while you're in the air and you'll land on your feet like nothing happened.
am i right?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/ny...9elevator.html

holly mother of fuck, that was HORRIBLE, and the text on it, diarrhea-inducing.

you've shocked us all, you win.

is that the kid from Cobra Kai?

ps: thanks #%^#*^, that's the last thing I needed to read right now. I'd rather die than take the stairs though.

Hey guys, you'd better show some respect. He owns a power glove.

http://www.hunterspec.com/indexVideoFlashPro.cfm?vidFile=BUTT_OUTNEW.flv&vid Width=320&vidHeight=240

everyone needs to watch this.

Anyone know a agent of any source CIA?

Im a 24 year old musician on the level of Cobain, Hendrix, songwriting...
This involves a few crooked agents (one I know) and famous people....

2007 I go get surgery and come back hearing beeps and microwave hearing....

Feb 28 2008 - Mar 3 2008 I get sent to Dallas Green Oaks because I requested an X-ray from the local Corsicana hospital and they send me to Dallas because of that! After 4 days at Green Oaks I come back with 8 cracks in my head, and 1 nanowire in my left eye...

They are telemedicine implants FDA approved that hold down brainwaves in sections keeping me from jamming....

They also have the city acting like agents on this block (perps) color coated cars and audio footage upon hearing this...

1 of the agents contact Courtney Love's band manager, and other bands to make me look like a fool and they are acting like RHIC-EDOM about music industry....which is a lie...

I couldn't touch a guitar at all for months because of brainwaves of course with VHF synthetic hearing insults

Then in the car the let go of my brainwaves then I bust the hell outta an unplugged guitar (this is taken outta my cortex with an orange blue glow around the edges) I can clone Cobain/Lennon UNPLUGGED the more pressure on guitar the fatter and wetter, no preamps.

To this very date they crash my brainwaves seconds before I touch the guitar...

And its about this unplugged jam and they sling it to bands all trashed and EQ'd, thinned out, tempo'd....

They won't let me jam until they leave and they have catered agents looking like they are helping...they contacted a couple famous bands, this can be verified, seriously.

It'd be cool if someone knew any form of an agent friend or relative of friends as there are 20,000 CIA's.

^ what it's like in Rob's brain constantly

Except the chick needs a bigger ass, of course.

whoa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc

girlsgoneweed.com

sounds like a question for these guys


http://express.howstuffworks.com/runaway-elevator.htm

Ok then, then make a pile of bodies of the other people in there and lay on top of it, they'll make the impact softer.

courtney love worked at the strip club down the street.

i think im gonna try and finger my ass while i masturbate tonight

is this why they call you chairman of the bored

i gotta go make a pizza

pizza!

on a related note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4t3s87tTWw

something something? ...sur un arbre perche(sp?)
tenait en son bec un frommage.

yes it is! Texasn versus the old Oileers. OH MAN. I hope we kill em!

It feels quite nice. I recommend the shower when you do it though.

and then suck the shit slime off your finger. ha!