Water. You dont survive on fire, as you know.

Yo-yo or slinky?

yo yo

feet mold or fart?

Neither are exactly appealing.. fart though.

My turn for something dumb: pee or poo?

poo!!!!! woo!!!

TV or internet?

Internet.

Blood Brothers or Neon Blonde (ouh, too easy)

HA!HA!
INTERNET!

Edit:Neon Blonde thoug I like BB

The cure or Siouxie and the banshees?

the Cure easily.

BB or NB???

BB,

Would You die a Virgin, or die in the vagina of the queen of England?

1st one please.

should i kill you for putting such gross images in my head?

perhaps.

cure for a broken heart?

Time, my friend, time.

Cure for a broken leg?

No,

Will pookie anwer her column on Ask Pookie?

What? Pookie's a dude, right?

Right???

RIGHT!

is it really the motion of the ocean or does size really count?

Huh? Of course size counts...

Why do I feel like utter shit!?

because you think size really counts.

or do you think you ate something bad?

No sir. I just feel generally bad... not just 'sick', but I feel shitty, like a family member died or something.

Can you help me???

no, but the makers of prozac can.

why do I feel like shit?

Because you feel my pain?

Do you?

no. i'm convinced i have hepatitis B.

take a prozac.

DO WHAT I SAY.

Fuck you, drugs are for you and you only.

How's Dolly?

fine last i heard.

favourite character from a tv show?

Brian from Family Guy

Yours?

Oprah Winfrey.

Favourite type of fabric?

Cotton.

Do you wear light or dark socks, and do you pull them up to your knees like an african game ranger?

No, today I am wearing pink and blue stripey socks, just above ankle height.

Do you own a bicycle?

yes but its broken.

ever eat things from the tin?

When I was younger, now I just don't eat things from tins.

Will you positive rep me? Everyone hates me...

I don't hate you, little kitten. Can't rep you though. Must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SD again.

Do you get hay fever?

yes, quite badly sometiems.

whats your job?

Cameraman/editor for a promotional company.

Yours?

I'm an artist.

Do you believe in UFO's. If so, do you believe that the US has living aliens in secret bases?

We are not alone...

Painting or sculpture?

Sculpture, models to be precise.

You?

I paint and do video installations.

Do you have a pet, and if so, what's it's name?

No. But I want a cat, so i talk to a neighbours cat which is called Mr. Butch.

Have you ever been to a Guns n' Roses concert?

No, and I don't intend to either.

How's the weather on that side?

Take a guess, raining.

Do you agree with the war in Iraq?

To answer your question... Is the moon made of cheese?

How tall are you?

Just under 6ft.

What's the largest animal you've ever killed?