It's less of my lawn but the lawn. The fact that most of them had awesome dogs with them gained my grudging acceptance. Including this giant greyish pug that lumbered side to side adorably rather than skipping along like a normal wee pooch.

why the fuck didnt you shotgun each one of the cunts and piss out their fucking flame?

If I could make a convincing story about molten crimson gloryholes splattered about their dumb buckshot-lit faces I would have, but what I do have, is a bitch of a computer that wont play music. Fuck.

By the way, I see you're back from being hijacked by some sort of capslock bandit.

YOU WANT TO MARCH TO MARS BRO? YOU WANT JUSTICE IN THE SHAPE OF A CDROM? STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND KNEEL DOWN IN PRAYER. JUSTICE IS HERE. IT'S CALLED - BELIEF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXkjz...ayer_embedded#

Have you fallen off the wagon?

no, i have no need of wagons now, unless they are taking me towards laibach cdroms. i have no need of other music anymore, i will only listen to laibach from now until i die. i have found the answer and am at peace. no more pain. only laibach.

leibach is a worm, right ? A big, segmented glow worm. No ?

no. laibach is might, and laibach is right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zGcq...eature=related

prophecy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4D7L...eature=related

I think I have some old Laibach on vinyl.

were they on Nettwork and did they cover Warm Leatherette?

bed time

New Order's 1963 was just playin on the radio.

okc went from no radio, to the best on the planet.

thank you, Ferris. the debt I owe you spans two decades.

The best game of Risk I have ever played...

^ 3 empires were left.....Yellow(me), Green, and Gray.

Iamaliveseeyousometimeinthefuture.

So there was an earthquake at like 4 am or something I didn't feel shit. I'm quite dissapointed

that game of risk sucked.

i dislike eating in public.

Stealin' bandwidth from an unprotected wireless connection in grandma's neighborhood. Feels good.

my minions have developed a game called "are you calling me fat?!?"

the rules are as follows: everytime a man speaks to them, they reply (angrily) "are you calling me fat?!?"

anguish / stuttering ensues.

women are diabolical creations IMO.

a pervert was arrested today. the following items were found in his pockets:

I MUST HAVE that lizard.

rubber toy lizard haha

have had headaches for some years, but last 7 days have been horror

I had a nasty hangover headache this morning.
Now I'm just terribly drunk. I have danced tonight god damned.

i am not at the st kilda festival :(

who needs a rubber toy lizard when you have satan's goat making love to a runaway pony?


***my fucking cats steal my rubber toy lizard (srsly)

I'm sorry, but they are priceless.

the inherent value is not related to the items themselves, so much as the magic that they contain.

speaking of toys, my favorite Seinfeld episode "The Doll" is on.

when it starts talking to George's dad, I lose it.

priceless.

I have been in an environment experiencing the mosquitoesque annoyance of television humming in the background for every waking hour of the day from being without a TV for a year. I never realized how sound-polluting these hunks of weak minded addiction could be. From the so-called broad chroma of the crowd's applause and "woooo"ing for Dr.Oz to Oprah's bellowing vocals. I seriously can't stand the sound of clapping anymore.



AZN pride

For godsakes children, why must everyone bring up the unfortunate happenings of Swa(y)'s ghostly presence? ;)

Laibach is life.
Life is Life.

feel free to print the picture and take it to the toilet. :)

almost just as good?

i thought there was no way yr next response would elicit a reaction from my penis, but it never ceases to amaze

we have our occasional differences but yes, your assertion is correct

dunno if i want to be responsible for all of the computer damage, what with all the ejaculate/squirting that will ensue... with great power comes great responsibility.

what force/pressure can the tarp withstand?

The girl in the white reminds me of Satan.

the males on this board are so insane.

guess what's been in my pocket all day.

yr hand?