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i wonder if you congratulate yourself with a grin when you come up with brilliant stuff like this. |
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I usually grab a beer from the fridge. :D |
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It was a can of Foster's, in case you were wondering. :D |
i encountered the greatest female of all time when i went to this office the other day, she was wearing a fucking homemade star trek shirt, wow! i was like damn, this girl is probably lame enough to like me, too bad she's canadian.
but she's not,she talked and it sounds like she's been on this country 3 years max, wow. if only i could figure out a way to marry her without looking like a loser, i'm going to try to figure out how vulcans would ask eachother for dates |
home on saturday night like yeah
postin' on syg like yeah |
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warning, disturbing images inside (heh)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/ye...experience.php |
I've considered it. But really, it would be cheating. I wish I had been born with them.
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Austrian Armed Forces Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnex...&v=oXvvnYWxseE too bad I'm unfit for military service |
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Gordon Brown must be vying for the chav vote in the upcoming general election out of desperation. |
I keep seeing those everywhere, it must be some sort of nightmarish hallucination.
and wellcharge, i sort of hope you get some canadians neg reps. |
Dinosaur Jr. and Built to Spill are playing in Brussels on May 24th !!!
Best news I've heard in a long time ! |
does anyone love socks/hate being barefoot as much as i do?
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howlin' at the moon by ariel pink is going to be stuck in my head all day
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I have done it again. Gonna have to start from square one again. Is it really worth it? Why do I do these things?
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are all women fucking insane? what the hell
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^^^ congrats on recently becoming a man.
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a man keeps his women in check. i do just that. i just complain about it sometimes
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I would only crave a woman who couldn't be checked.
then again, I'm into equal levels of respect and would never try. |
I have no idea who that guy is, but I wouldn't mind his jacket.
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oh fuck I said that I'd order shoes tonite.
thanks for reminding me. |
oh snap, I've been pussy'd once and bro'd TWICE now.
:( yous guys are gonna make me cry. I can't fucking buy shoes. my eyes gravitate toward the $$$$ |
foul sir, I am not YR puppy.
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you don't know me very well, do you?
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right now, my hands are covered in lotion.
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would you like to smell them?
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no, I will not. I don't mean to cockblock your wanking, but the point had to be made. :( |
syg is getting so queer.
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for the record, the lotion was applied to wife's feet.
I just knew that sick fuck would fall for it. YOU SICK FUCK. |
guys.. Give foot rubs...? :confused: whut?
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^^^ I have no idea who the hell that is.
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lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are.:confused: (aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times)
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I'd like to think my quality is evenly distributed. |
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i think that's mark ruffalo :confused:
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