i wonder if you congratulate yourself with a grin when you come up with brilliant stuff like this.

I usually grab a beer from the fridge. :D

:d ....

It was a can of Foster's, in case you were wondering. :D

i encountered the greatest female of all time when i went to this office the other day, she was wearing a fucking homemade star trek shirt, wow! i was like damn, this girl is probably lame enough to like me, too bad she's canadian.

but she's not,she talked and it sounds like she's been on this country 3 years max, wow. if only i could figure out a way to marry her without looking like a loser, i'm going to try to figure out how vulcans would ask eachother for dates

home on saturday night like yeah
postin' on syg like yeah

THat's cool dood. I'm just waitin for mah pizza at little ceasars

warning, disturbing images inside (heh)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/ye...experience.php

I've considered it. But really, it would be cheating. I wish I had been born with them.

Austrian Armed Forces Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnex...&v=oXvvnYWxseE
too bad I'm unfit for military service

Gordon Brown must be vying for the chav vote in the upcoming general election out of desperation.

I keep seeing those everywhere, it must be some sort of nightmarish hallucination.

and wellcharge, i sort of hope you get some canadians neg reps.

Dinosaur Jr. and Built to Spill are playing in Brussels on May 24th !!!

Best news I've heard in a long time !

does anyone love socks/hate being barefoot as much as i do?

howlin' at the moon by ariel pink is going to be stuck in my head all day

I have done it again. Gonna have to start from square one again. Is it really worth it? Why do I do these things?

are all women fucking insane? what the hell

^^^ congrats on recently becoming a man.

a man keeps his women in check. i do just that. i just complain about it sometimes

I would only crave a woman who couldn't be checked.

then again, I'm into equal levels of respect and would never try.

I have no idea who that guy is, but I wouldn't mind his jacket.

oh fuck I said that I'd order shoes tonite.

thanks for reminding me.

oh snap, I've been pussy'd once and bro'd TWICE now.

:(

yous guys are gonna make me cry.


I can't fucking buy shoes. my eyes gravitate toward the $$$$

foul sir, I am not YR puppy.

you don't know me very well, do you?

right now, my hands are covered in lotion.

would you like to smell them?

this, my easily led and smell-offering friend, is where we differ and where you learn more about me.

I will NEVER smell anything when offered. it's a deal-breaker, really.


no, I will not.


I don't mean to cockblock your wanking, but the point had to be made. :(

syg is getting so queer.

for the record, the lotion was applied to wife's feet.

I just knew that sick fuck would fall for it.

YOU SICK FUCK.

guys.. Give foot rubs...? :confused: whut?

^^^ I have no idea who the hell that is.
really?

DO YOU KNOW ME?

lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are.:confused: (aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times)

I don't know who he is either, but i think you should start posting his picture after every post floating makes. The second one made me lol. Thats what i would do anyway.

I'd like to think my quality is evenly distributed.

my attempts at modesty here might fail me. I'm going to go with a *grimace* and a *nod*.

I have no idea who the hell that guy is.

i think that's mark ruffalo :confused: