Oh! wait...



Ok.




Armpits checked.



Note pour moi-même : ne JAMAIS oublier l'épilation des aisselles. Beaucoup trop français.

Jamaica is scary.

It's not fair !
Hairy armpits are sexy !





























(ps : Tu parles bien français. D'où tu viens ?:) )

America. The food courts were but a metaphor for the all round meaninglessness.

Worst place - America, although my opinion is based on my limited experiences inside American airports.

Best place - Mexico - I love the place!

Or Andorra.

Yeah, but it's ugly, a succesion of shops, advertisements, people are there just to buy cheaper stuffs.

American airports are truly awful.

I remember really hating Gibralter. Full of smug English people who'd turned it into a sort of Tunbridge Wells with monkeys.

the first time i landed in miami i felt exactly that way


true again, food courts & airports are sterile & robotic 2nd-rate bazaars. however, in spite of all the hell, there is a lot to see-- spectacular views of nature, the chaos of the large cities, the charm of certain small towns, and then it's not a country but a continent. there are good things to see here.

mexico is awesome-- i lived there for a few years when i was a kid. really a fucking great country, with a rich culture. great food and surprises everywhere.

I don't like Denmark so much.

It's like almost scandinavia, but not completely. I love Sweden and the rest...

America.

Top 5 countries I didn't like:

1. I hated Belize - full of unfriendly, mean people.
2. I don't like Romania - basically for the same reason.
3. I was not too fond of Greece - I found it a bit dirty (sorry, nefeli)
4. Germany/Netherlands/Switzerland - too polished, too boring, too developed. People too reserved, not friendly enough.
5. Hungary - the landscape is flat and there's not much to do, except for the picturesque capital Budapest

On the other hand, below I will state the top 5 countries I've ever visited:

1. Kyrgyzstan - AMAZING people. Poor, but welcoming, sincere and friendly. Also, amazing towering mountains.
2. Mexico - Also, truly awesome people. Everyone smiling, everyone positive and helpful.
3. Malaysia - highly developed, yet the people have managed to remain friendly and nice. Given the heritage of three independent nationalities living there (native Malaysians, Indians, Chinese), there is great fusion food there. To say the truth, there was no place on Earth where I've had better food than in Malaysia.
4. China - I just love the Chinese people. They're witty, they chain-smoke, they laugh, they spit on the ground, they have their great foods, and their language is just so pleasant to my ears.
5. UK - I like the toughness of British people, I like their humour and I like the vast green green lands. Plus UK has Wales and Wales is the most beautiful place in Europe.

I remember having bad times at Shanghai-Pudong Airport (on the way to Germany).

Mostly because after a really tough flight I just wanted to get on Wi-Fi, and I was tired enough that I broke down in one of the lines for something or other when it wasn't working.

Actually...come to think of it, it might just have been China not letting me use Google Chrome, or Twitter and Facebook...

Motherfucker.

(On the way back, I remember an extremely grey sky when boarding the plane home. I had no idea what local time it was, and I would believe literally anything you told me.)

Also Cambodia and Vietnam was pretty annoying - full of peddlars and people that just won't leave you alone. But I guess that's the tourism that's spreding the plague.

My visit to England has been pretty poor so far.

the panama airport had a cheesy as fuck duty free with rolexes and whiskey bottles that cocaine money could buy

back then venezuelans would look at the rolexes and go “tabarato. deme dos”

look at them now fighting over a bar of soap. sheesh...

socialismo! revolución!

guys, you know they're all the same, right?

they are all the same country.

we fucked this shit up real good.