Crikey, Bertrand's Gerbils are pretty much owning the league, aren't they?

I just checked up on how my team did... I'm dangerously close to the relegation zone.

Up to third! Fabregas, Richards and Vidic having a good month.

My team is slipping further and further down the league. I have to have a serious think about transfers this week.

I was amazed to see that - I thought that you only joined a couple of weeks ago!

Well, I'm happy where I am but it costs.

First, I mentioned to sonicl that 3 of his players were injured and almost dead when he came to Paris. Two days later, one of them couldn't run anymore. During his last game, another one felt the need to leave the field due to pain.

I met two other contenders in London, whose teams have since had difficulties.

Beware, I might travel to your place...

^ you've not been passing through the south east of england have you Bertrand? That's why my team's sinking fast!!

I took the Eurostar; the radiance might be wider than I thought...

Idv had zero were it not for Fabregas today, as it is i got 28... its depressing as a Spurs fan for the best player in the league to be wearing that dishonourable shirt.

ikara... i fucking hear you man! especially when the spurs selection are doing real poor!

It's all gone just as horribly wrong for my fantasy team as it has for my "real" team. I may have to make wholesale changes.

Bertrand, meanwhile, has insider information, I think, and should be investigated by the fantasy FA.

I'll stick pins in my brand new Essien voodoo doll for that remark.

bertrand abramovich!!!!!

Thank shit i have no Reading players

I think I might have one :(

EDIT: Yes, I have. And to make matters worse I have Benjani on the bench.

oh my. im up to third and thats with a reading player!!!!! i thought id loose a lot of ground this week but no, in like flynn, on the rails and liquid footbal!!!!

1 : Gerbils FC : 530
2 : Durban Poison XI : 469
3 : Winners Blues : 465
4 : os transgénicos : 445
5 : Ecclesiasticus : 442
6 : FC Portogal : 440
7 : fauxhemians fc : 416
8 : Sonic All-Stars : 413
9 : FC Foster's : 411
10 : Feltham Probationers : 410
11 : Ball and the Header : 406
12 : the world looks red : 397
13 : bola na rede : 396
14 : FC Barcelona : 383
15 : FC Plecewice : 358
16 : downhill fc : 341
17 : Napalm Death : 338
18 : Kelly Greens : 322
19 : Dream/Aktion Unit : 314

i gained points from last nights game? how the fuck did that happen! i really need to up the game. made it to 3rd place but then the magnet of mid table sucked my leaden boots in. things will change tho. i got rid of paul robinson finally!

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Nice to see that my frantic transfer activity a few weeks ago has started to pay dividends.

Well done to Gerbils for their continued dominance.