oh ...! a smilie!

sorry canks, din't mean to piss you off completely. it's just that every now & then i have this urge to act stupid and attempt to irritate you, as you can see here & in other threads right now. i don't know what is it about you that makes this... fun. i suppose that you can dish it out so well in return.

anyway, i should get off the internet, but i hope you visit us more often because when you don't, certain creatures take over the attention whoring role and i much prefer you to have that part in this endless play just saying.

you didn't piss me off..

but i try!

not even irritated a little?

ok then... sniff... :(

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ha. i gotta go. but stick around eh? this board really needs you.

for what?

He says that to all the girls who are half his age that enjoy posting debauched and/or semi-clothed self-portraits.

no one said i enjoy it. i am of no opinion.
but i almost don't blame him..
almost.

lies, sir, lies. i get them to strip in front of their webcams, that's what i do. why you go around distorting the truth now?


actually, i view this board as an ecosystem. each organism has a niche. as such, there is a place for attention whores-- but those come in all kinds. you are certainly one of the finest. others, *cough*, ayayay.... i don't wanna name names, but just before you resurface we were going through an episode of... oh i better not say.

in any case, i attribute their absence to your presence, and for that alone i'm grateful. for the record, i prefer chunky brunettes and redheads to tall long blondes, so in spite of clone's misinformation so this is not a case of the horny drools. (i'm waiting to see what clone & floatingslowly will retort). but anyway, yes. if you ever look like monica bellucci, please let me know.

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^ps that was supposed to be some kind of compliment, ha ha, it came out terrible, but i hope you read between the lines in the kindes possible way.

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oh man, just the thought of doing that makes me wince

i weighed about 30 lbs more than i do now when i had dark hair. if that's any consolation.

seconded.

My whole life has been an awkward phase. I hope my afterlife is more comfortable.

you lost 30lbs?

eat, woman, eat!!

I couldn't eat another bite, now bugger off before I explode.

it was more gradual than it sounds. i lost about half that weight before i moved due to some health related issues.
PS i have that hanging on my fridge.

i said woman... have you been playing w/ the wife's lingerie again???

28 lbs actually. at my highest weight i was 131 lbs and now i'm 103.

I've been losing weight over the past few years. It amuses my doctor. Most people my age are going the opposite direction, of course, but I've lost 20 pounds in the last 12 months, and I weighed more 8 years ago than I do now. Still not at my ideal weight, though. I'd need to take off about another 15 pounds.

No just riffing on a monty python memory. You had to be there. In my mind. Which would be weird.

oh no no. i totally get it.