Well your name is spelled 123451.

oh!!!

drama!!!

__________________

For your mama.

if you believe she gives a shit about this lame board, you are seriously deluded.

Me Deluded, anyways. What about those um... What sports you like?...

Well, obviously your mum has more sense than you have. If it's such a cesspool, why do you keep posting on here to tell everyone that it is boring, that you are in a hurry to get out of here, that it is a mental shithole etc, with every other post that you make? Also, I think that by saying that this board is a cesspool, you forget that there are two other sections on this forum where you can get away to when things get 'too much' for you on this one in particular. You rarely make appearances on those. Really, you are an interesting poster etc, but this all smacks of whinging of the prime order. Don't worry about my 'crankiness', that is something that I can deal with effectively myself. Bitch.

To conclude, all this whinging comes from someone who seems to be easily entertained by continuous displays of vapid, shallow vanity. Go figure.

Woof! Woof! Yawn.



Grrr.

but oh, sweet dear porkie, the difference between me and my mother is that she is above reproach, whereas i am a degenerate, and i love trash-- i do, in spite of my best judgment, and you do the same. admit it, confess, you hate this place with the same passion that you keep coming back to it, and you are #1 in the whingeing charts. i don't hate it-- i merely remind myself outloud that i could be doing something "better" with my time than posting here, while doing it at the same time. i enjoy contradicting myself, and giving a little space for all my different instincts to play. you don't approve? poor porkie! that would just be bad conscience-- because we do the same.

about those other places of the board you mention-- who cares about them? i lurves my cesspool. you included of course.

this place is a whole lot better than most other places on the net (mostly).

I blame sonic youth.

if you don't believe me, I'll link you to the World of Warcraft forums sometime. the only commonality people share there is their love of hating each other.

it makes for good drama, but it's usually nothing but flames.

so basically i responded with the slaying that was Live lyrics and most of you continued to prattle on in your puddles of spew with pictures of non grizzly bears and homosexuals. alright.

but there are maybe nine posters on this board worth a post, four of which probably don't post anymore. that leaves five worthwhile posters among you and i'm willing to concede fractions of human. have at it.

how dare you sully this drama thread with yr talk of worthwhile posters!
that's right. I quoted you. you can't delete that shit now, can you???

FUN FACT #666: I'm 1/3 human.

when my race of giants plundered yr puny planet ages ago, who knew the seeds would germinate?

let this be a lesson to you, worm, never have sex with a monkey.

who are the 5 remaning worthwhile posters, that what i want to know?

edit - aimed at sinkingswiftly, damn the brits and their etc.

) You are a contrived muspitf

@ Blarfiggle fux narl loimpishington

3 my race raped your race until your baby vessels were no longer genetically worthwhile factories for our version of what you call 'federal prison tax'

$ I can still delta whatever the fuck

5 have you met my friend

6 her name is claudia

7 yes i have a female fist and your arising slander will melt if you consider the power vagina that is chomping away all political rivals in the current USAian vagina vagina

* VAGINA

9 This post teabagged all your pets with a spiked grundle until they coughed and gasped and fucking died.

( without the use of small penis compensation #five: make text in all of your intraweb posts as big as you wish your cock really was while maintaining the balance of no horizontal scrolling.

judges step up

a simple list of names would do

it is clear that you are indeed stuck white.

tht=at isn't so bad though. you could be stuck orange. then what the fuck would you do besides get shorter and sing bad rhymes in ridiculous costumes while coaxing away pre-teens from their candy

I tried to google yr fucking Klingon and all I got was:

this rewarded me with:



so what yr really trying to say is, power to the pee-hole?

damn it all. my whole rythm was ganked

hang on lemme reorder my poop

your rhymes don't rhyme, but the thought of you teabagging my pets makes up for that.

I say let the bastard try it. my cat has sharp teeth.

I suspect that'll be the last time Klingon High Command sends him out to teabag ANYTHING.