I opened for Lydia Lunch once back in '03. I also urinated in a stall next to John S. Hall of King Missile.

Just wanted to let all ya motherfuckers know, I just taco farted.

Circa Survive......Jesus.

curse ov dialect are friends of friends of mine
curse ov dialectare the coolest hiphop crew in the world

I party with Jandek.

who is Jandek??????????????

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...like anyone ever knew until recently tho?

baha

jandek is sterling smith...

I worked with a woman in a branch of Millets who knew Jet Black, the drummer from The Stranglers.

Psyche: My sister's best friend knows someone who knows someone who was with the vocalist (That's what I've been told)

Lydia Lunch: Asked me for a cigarette

I don't have any "connections". Just intentional meetings/conversations after shows. My dad meets random musicians at his AA meetings, though. Maybe I should drink more.

A few actually, but I won't namedrop.

But you all should namedrop knowing me, on the internet, cuz im in a band, when the time comes.

Jesus christ, scary shit. Just imagine if you didn't have any.

I *am* jandek

My uncle Tom has played in many bands with Roky Erikson over the years

You missed a trick there mate; that's Lunch-speak for 'I wish to fuck your innocent soul to within an inch of its life'.