two posts are hardly hi-jacking.

blaze away, my good man.

ED: now floatz has officially hijacked the thread.

oh shit.

someone just my good man'ed.

not to you, boss.

i was actually just being sarcastic... kinda hard to portray that on the web though i geuss... and i still hven't gotten high yet! nobody got any!

I gotcha, sparky.



you jinxed yrself.

Nobody got any? I can't run into 3 people without one of them having greens.

i know right. the whoel time i wa son probation all my friends had some and they were alway soffering me some (knowing damn well i couldn't partake) and now their all fucking dry! douche bags i say! lol.

it's not floatz, it's flotz. in hebrew.

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ps - SCHMALTZ RULES THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

ewwwwww............ schmaltz is gross!

congrats. i got off five years probation last august. so i know how it feels. :)

f'sho, i heard dat.

God, pretentious intellectual criminals.

I meet my po on the 17th. I hope she's not a bitch.

she?
you know her name already?

i had a super laid back p.o. in atlanta. wasn't even a cop. wasn't even a retired cop. probation is privatized in atlanta for some offenses... my p.o. was just some dude in a suit with a rubber stamp in a cubicle on the 18th floor of #1000 Peachtree St. he could have been a dick about it, but he prefered to acknowledge the fact that doing so would just mean more paperwork for him.

I think I just got called rendered chicken fat. :(

be-gawk, make me a pot pie.

Yeah. She sent me a letter and I have to go meet her on the 17th.

good luck w/ that. my PO was pretty kool.

no no no -- schmaltz is chicken fat

i called you fart. been calling you that since forever. :)

hell no!