If? I thought we were talking about Connery.

haha

in that case, he's in for a beatdown

don't ever change, catanky.

i hate coming to threads late!

ha ha, i remember friends putting that on a card for me when i left my country.

fortunately for me & the planet i did not heed their request. :D

all of my yearbooks have it plastered everywhere. hah!

ha ha yeah.

imagine going to college & doing all that work-- for nothing!

i was thinking today about changing my name, just for hilarity. maybe actually change my name to my username on here. ms. room. some artist changed his name to in god we trust. i can do better than that.

Cantankerous is fine the way she is, bitchy or not.

What a twat.

Oh god(no pun intended) that is lame.

Who's that in your avatar?

join me in the Schizo Changes Her Real Name Brigade today!

so anyway it is at about this point in the thread when i feel compelled to ask:

does julian hate women cos he's never gotten laid?

or has he never gotten laid cos he hates women?

or is it both?



regardless, i am taking a collection to help the man.

donate funds to:

whoresfortheneedy@paypal.com

--

actually, don't send any money. it's a scam.

I don't hate anyone.

hence this thread....

so, what happened to you here?

possessed by demons? cursed by the gods?

we accept any and all excuses, for a small charge.

Really? How much?

I made this thread because I noticed a trend in your posting habits to talk about how you hate everything.

So it was aimed more at that, and, I thought in a joking manner.

depends on the excuse. submit yours and i'll give you an instant price quote.

"Sorry, I'm just too damn sexy."