i don't like to 69. no matter how you do it i always find it uncomfortable and kinda frantic. also i can't concentrate on how i'm feeling and what i'm doing at the same time so i give a crap blowjob and don't enjoy myself as much as i should.

sex is fun though.

from the double penetration clips i've seen it's such a sqeeze that there's no space left for either of the penetrators to actually move their member back or forth within the featured orrifice, it barely seems worth it. plus having to rub my cock against some other dudes cock would make me go limp in about 0.1 seconds

lets go back to talking about metal, the talk of sex is too depressing right now...

I like sex but I love fucking.

Indeed. The thought of same-sex gland to gland contact fills me with utter dread, frankly. It's strictly for the pornos.