^^^ hi! welcome to page 4, Can't Be Assed To Read It All.

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I like Milo

Action-packed first post, dude.

Well, if coming out in his first post ever is not enough for you, slavo!

ha ha, I'm kidding little fury thing, welcome to this board!

I really like my first name. Especially because it's very uncommon here and because... I don't know I think it perfectly suits me.

Hahaha, took me 15 seconds to get the joke. But it was worth the wait.

I'm so glad somebody asked this:

My birth certificate name is Phillip
My immediate family refers to me by my Christian name, Patrick

As for spawn
Boy:
Aragorn
Hans
Joachim
Théoden

And for girls:
Bridget
Gabrielle
Joanna

Alright, the boys name are a little extreme, but it's the boy-named-sue concept. I want them to grow up tough and individualistic, and I think a strongly individualistic name is a great place to start.
Or maybe I'm just cruel. Oh well.

i like my name. christopher james uhler.

my last name is unique in a way. everyone calls me by it or they call me chris uhler! and there's a small town in germany named uhler.

I like my first name. Michael.

It's one of my favorite names for men.

I don't really want kids but I would name my daughter emmah, alice, or juliana.

That list of blocked and allowed names was too fucking much.
"Yeah Detroit"
Wow. That was so great.

girls name: chloe or tobi
guys name: hans or guy

^^^My eldest niece is called Chloe. A very nice name - am meeting her w/my sister tomorrow, yay.

yeah i love the name chloe. it's probably my favorite name ever except for mine o course.

I'm not too keen on my name, even though I picked it instead of something funny here.
Reasons : it doesn't match my surname, which is Italian. I have remote relatives in Italy. Never could pronounce Bertrand properly. Neither did most of the English I met (Beltro, Bernard, Alberto... pfff). My brother's first name has an Italian equivalent; I don't and always felt parts of my roots had been cut off.
Second : I don't like it written down; the middle t looks like a mirror, reflecting opening b and closing d. Too much symetry makes it feel like a prison with these walls rising at both ends.

No more whining : and now for something completely different, a little game !

A friend told me how to create your own porn-actor/actress name :
Pick your middle name (I couldn't play there as I've none, not even a - sois charitable Bertrand - Josselin - désolé). Add your very first pet animal name to it and there you go !

I was flabbergasted at thinking my library pal ended up with Giuseppe Bigoudi. I kept laughing sporadically all through lunch.

If you know anyone named Amanda, please, please, please don't call them A Man, Duh! It's not funny. You're not seven. Don't sing them The Amanda Show theme song.

Because of these reasons I will be going by my middle name (Elizabeth) in college/real life.

you mean this guy?

Christopher J Uhler(727) 934-12382526 Ohio Pl,Holiday, FL 34691

i know you've recently moved, but i'll wait for the interwebs to re-find you.

what's your social security #?

just don't spend all of his bank account's funds all in one please, mr.

ok, i'll try to spread it around

http://www.nvlb.com/

i mean, be responsable when you spend other people's money.

that's one classy website for a listing of puteros.