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i had this idea of this guy, this psycho killing people, then turning them onto their backs and then making 2 chains from their shoulders to their buttocks that fit over the psycho killer dudes shoulders like a backpack. then he like, takes out their insides and stores stuff in their bodies and uses them as backpacks

^Somebody put this in the classic quotes thread.

mead could sponsor.

some sort of science team drill to the center of the earth and lose contact with their home base after their machine is badly damaged

with enough food supplies to last a few yrs they decide to climb out of the earth which takes yrs and stuff happens

Oh fuck I lol'd

Cantanky becomes USA president. Orders the Runaways to reform. The end.

i would have to order that their drummer come back from the dead.

speaking of, i would never want to be president of this fucking hellhole. $400 G's a year for that shit? no thank you.

You have the power to raise the dead, I reckon.

Tell ya what, I'll be "president", and you can be my Minister for Rock and Paryting. Deal?

a job i would be good at. well done.

epic adventure trilogy starts mid-epic in space or fantasy world

I still maintain that

someone should make this http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/06/ny...&o ref=slogin into a documentary

new residents to upscale Harlem luxury apartments are up in arms over the African drum circle in Marcus Garvey Park

hear the story at NPR
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=14124206

do it like lynch:

dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dream.dr eam.dwarf.

the trick is to do it in such a great way like he...

poor guy wants new rug from rich guy. complications rise.

isn't it 90210? ha hahhaa

A mother fights a long-lasting battles with her kids for them not to turn gay....

hey nic i think this could work! :D ;)

Melly kills George Lucas for raping his childhood with Ewoks. The end.

Ben Affleck dies. whichever movie this was, gets suddenly better.

i'll pay to see that. especially if he dies within the first 2 minutes of the movie and there are no flashbacks.