DUDE holy shit, the same thing happened to me when I talked shit about coldplay to this girl. She called me close-minded.

I called her a whore.

I hate it when people who listen to bullshit safe rock call others close minded for not liking their bullshit safe rock. close--minded would be not even listening to a band because you don't like the genre or something, but listening to coldplay or marron 5 and then deciding "this sucks harder than the greasy seeping anus of a professional power bottom" is just fine! it is not close minded!

and is not Coldplay music for the ladies anyway?

pussies, not ladies

I like to keep my derogatory terms away from the gender that provides me with tasty love!

(every single person I have ever heard mention coldplay is a woman)

It's a funny world we live in.

I told him he was gay. Zing.

It's a pretty safe assumption that people who like Coldplay don't really like music.

You can blame any part of how true trendiness these days is defined by how obscure your bands are - when looking at the general public , it DOES seem odd to like coldplay , they kind of ARE the outsider . i never doubt anyone who says they like coldplay that they actually like coldplay , so good for them , they arent trying to bullshit at least , while if someone starts shooting their mouth off about magik markers etc etc that i decide right then and there that they arent actually open for a discussion on music so much as defining their identity at me .

you know how I know....ah fuck that joke.

There are about a million bands that rub me the wrong way.

Anything too pig like, I fucking hate pig squeals.

you are dead on

Whoever said Mark Ronson, you are correct.

Also all of these Falloutatthediscoformyveltine bands that all have the same clean guitar sound and waily vocals, and look like this

I like some coldplay, but they are shit. And the fallout type bands annoy me.

Oh, the utter utter greyness of them, so sort of, well, indistinct. They really are the blandest thing I've ever come across.

They don't really bug me though, because I feel a complete nothingness for their nothingness. It's not that there are reasons to dislike (or indeed like) them; rather, the thing is that I can't find anything noticeable about them.

edit: after studying that photograph, the thing I recall most clearly is that the brickwork on the wall seems to have been done quite professionally.

He should have stayed a drummer.

what do you expect from a kiss fan?

I don't know if No Doubt are as bad as all that, but am I the only one who has ever noticed how much they owe to Dale Bozzio and Missing Persons?

Gwen Stefani makes the sort of records that almost seem scientifically guaranteed to get on my wick. Bah!

No shit....that Queens of the Stone Age album says it all. Just think of the possibilities.


That said, playing the drums is hard work and he's already rich as fuck so he's prob just like, "Fuck it."