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Fundraising, of course.
(Read - cigarettes :D) |
oh. yeah, i could use some of that fund's money as well.
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hurray man. i thank my loyal supporters. im governating what now? |
^^^New York City :D :D :D :D
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i thought you were raising money to call !@#$%! "guv'nor" in a friendly way.
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if he was the mayor or something i could not resist the urge to bomb his offices and then kill everyone. |
You don't have to kill everyone, mate....mind you, he might set the cops on you, so a fuck-off bomb it'll have to be.
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but killing everyone would be so much fun!
i could go across the street and snipe people from the trees.... |
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me too. like to buy me a beer or something. |
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actually no. i like to argue. |
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bitch no beer can rob me of the pleasure of smacking you down verbally! |
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It'd be so much like Patty Hearst pulling a Stockholm Syndrome ("life in NYC got too much for me, honest") - imagine John Waters making a film about your life! He'd call it "Casper .45", and it'd win every award going. You'd get on all the chat-shows and shit, get to record your album with Patti Smith...the opportunites would be endless. |
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ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaa |
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i need to get a better gun though handguns are not very good for sniping motherfuckers on a sunny afternoon in the park |
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SNIPING? i thought you were the more bold sawed-off shotgun blast-them-to-pieces type i'm disappointed |
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but i feel like being all sneaky. |
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in that case, start a coffee house, and serve everyone cyanide! |
"Lazy Sunday Afternoon
I got no time to worry Snipin' bozos in NYC!! Doo-dee-doo-doo-doo, da-doo-dee-doo-da-doo-doo *BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*" |
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Look what happened the last time Cantankers opened up a soft drinks stand in a tropical paradise: ![]() Cor, I'm really in the mood for a Kool-Aid now. |
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