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MellySingsDoom 08.28.2008 06:04 PM

Fundraising, of course.

(Read - cigarettes :D)

█████████ 08.28.2008 06:10 PM

oh. yeah, i could use some of that fund's money as well.

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
What am I doing for money? Well, currently I'm doing fundraising for the "!@#$%! for Governator" campaign in 2015. How much have I raised so far? About £3.50, a pack of chewing gun, and a well-thumbed copy of "Breakdancing for dummies". Early days yet, but I've a feeling that the coffers will soon start being inundated with money, oh yes.


hurray man. i thank my loyal supporters.

im governating what now?

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 11:18 AM

^^^New York City :D :D :D :D

Everyneurotic 08.29.2008 11:19 AM

i thought you were raising money to call !@#$%! "guv'nor" in a friendly way.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
^^^New York City :D :D :D :D

don't say that
if he was the mayor or something i could not resist the urge to bomb his offices and then kill everyone.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 11:22 AM

You don't have to kill everyone, mate....mind you, he might set the cops on you, so a fuck-off bomb it'll have to be.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:23 AM

but killing everyone would be so much fun!
i could go across the street and snipe people from the trees....

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i thought you were raising money to call !@#$%! "guv'nor" in a friendly way.


me too.

like to buy me a beer or something.

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
me too.

like to buy me a beer or something.

i'll buy you a case of beer if you stop being an ass.


actually no.

i like to argue.

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i'll buy you a case of beer if you stop being an ass.


actually no.

i like to argue.


bitch no beer can rob me of the pleasure of smacking you down verbally!

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
bitch no beer can rob me of the pleasure of smacking you down verbally!

you're on mofo.

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
but killing everyone would be so much fun!
i could go across the street and snipe people from the trees....


It'd be so much like Patty Hearst pulling a Stockholm Syndrome ("life in NYC got too much for me, honest") - imagine John Waters making a film about your life! He'd call it "Casper .45", and it'd win every award going. You'd get on all the chat-shows and shit, get to record your album with Patti Smith...the opportunites would be endless.

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you're on mofo.

ha!


ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaa

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
It'd be so much like Patty Hearst pulling a Stockholm Syndrome ("life in NYC got too much for me, honest") - imagine John Waters making a film about your life! He'd call it "Casper .45", and it'd win every award going. You'd get on all the chat-shows and shit, get to record your album with Patti Smith...the opportunites would be endless.

you've convinced me

i need to get a better gun though
handguns are not very good for sniping motherfuckers on a sunny afternoon in the park

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you've convinced me

i need to get a better gun though
handguns are not very good for sniping motherfuckers on a sunny afternoon in the park


SNIPING?

i thought you were the more bold sawed-off shotgun blast-them-to-pieces type

i'm disappointed

Cantankerous 08.29.2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
SNIPING?

i thought you were the more bold sawed-off shotgun blast-them-to-pieces type

i'm disappointed

well. yr right.

but i feel like being all sneaky.

!@#$%! 08.29.2008 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
well. yr right.

but i feel like being all sneaky.


in that case, start a coffee house, and serve everyone cyanide!

MellySingsDoom 08.29.2008 11:31 AM

"Lazy Sunday Afternoon
I got no time to worry
Snipin' bozos in NYC!!

Doo-dee-doo-doo-doo, da-doo-dee-doo-da-doo-doo
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*"

MellySingsDoom 08.30.2008 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
in that case, start a coffee house, and serve everyone cyanide!


Look what happened the last time Cantankers opened up a soft drinks stand in a tropical paradise:

 


Cor, I'm really in the mood for a Kool-Aid now.


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