Your double-negative book titles are confusing my shrunken little brain.
*dribbles on self*

Has !@#$%! posted a picture of a woman's vagina in this thread yet?

I'm on a public computer.

Hahaha, I was kidding.

Egg bound is when hens can't pass an egg.

Ah, I see. I know nothing about this, having grown up nowhere near a farm.

So what's banana bound?

i almost threw up when i saw this.

^^^
omg

cheerios and rice milk for brekky
lunch - varies - today I had Pad Thai
dinner - grilled chicken or pork portion the size of my palm marinated in whatever I feel like - just throw it on the George Foreman - and the rest of my plate is filled with veggies - I take frozen broccoli, cauliflower, or mixed and cook em and toss em with olive oil and seasoning.

Egg bound = constipated.

As in, "Fucking hell, all those scrambled eggs I keep having for brekkie have made me egg bound".

Have you seen a doctor about this, Pookie?

Yes, he told me to use the mathematics solution.

Well, technically no.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_bound

I eat eggs everyday and never have any problems in the bathroom department.

And you believe Wikipedia over me?

I'm offended.

Double negative, so you'll eat..?

granola bars, fruits and veggies, some chicken here and there.

no.

i'm not even hungry. or at least i have successfully tricked myself into feeling so.

well now, look at what you made her do.

Re the vagina pic - I don't suffer from vagina-fear, unlike some other gays I know, but fuck me, that is the worst-kept bush I think I've ever, ever seen. Get rid of it, woman!

I eat lots of meat and I enjoy vegetables. Though there are few fruits I enjoy. I have a sweet tooth that I wish I didn't and I try to eat lots of carbs. I tend to miss meals here and there + cardio so I stay below 160lbs.

I could eat anything when I was in my 20s and never gain a pound. With each decade it seems to become more imperative to watch what I eat. I can put on 5 pounds over a spaghetti dinner.