God Penguin? shit....I think Villain Bird would mop the floor with that sucka!

I'd sit on the stairs whilst God Penguin and Villain Bird duel it out to the end, smoking cigs and watching.

okay, I wanna see that too, and bring some popcorn

i'm reading this in class and giggling. teacher's looking at me funny.

Tell yr teacher to get back to their Smurfing :D

i would be going to sleep now

I dunno, probably hang out in suchfriendsaredangerous his room and mooch of his weed.

i'd be banging on Porky's door and the bugger would not let me in cuz i'm too fat.

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hahahaha
nice picture in my head

please, allow me.

lol

I'd be banging on Porky's door and the bugger would not let me in cuz he's jealous of my clothes and my record collection.

I'd lock my door and crank up the music.

I'd leave the range on after making my eggs in the morning and burn the house down.

That is if anyone in the house had made some effort to pay for the gas and/or electricity bills... which I kind of doubt.

Then I'd have been long gone. Fuck y'all, ya bunch of lazy degenerates. Am I the only responsible gainfully employed sucker in the lot of ya?

I have already hacked us a line into the grid.

they think that we are the #49 sub-station of the Tijuana Sewage Treatment Plant.

Pookie stopped paying the bills long ago.

now, please, I have serious posting to do.

Me and SY37 would talk on the phone drunkenly even if we were 5 feet apart.

which you would be... 5 feet apart or in the same room. because while you were drunk i snuck into your room to sniff your pillow and JO

I'm not really sure what role I would play int he community...hmmm....