we'll see.

you'll let US see too, right?

actually, you'd be surprised how understandable blowup dolls really are.

you should have no problem getting both for some good ol' action with you and a camera.

ha, yeah true but imagine the rection if i followed through on that plan.......

Actually, when I was searching for this thread to reopen it, when I typed in "S-t" for "Strangest" the search box offered the word "stripper" as a possibility from previous searches. I know I never typed that in the search for this board, so it seems that my wife may have been searching for what I post about her on here. Apparently it wasn't a big deal if she did though. Whew.

this is why i hate men.


and this is why i keep dating them.

youre a good guy, adam.

I've only been with women, but 90% of them have been bi-sexual, and from all I've been told, both genders are equally fucked up. I do think there is some truth to the cliche that most women are crazy and most men are stupid though. Then there are those of us who walk the androgynous line of being a bit of both...

I know theres a lot of fucked up girls out there. But I really feel like I'm not. It could just be because I've lived with the crazy for so long I don't even notice it.. but most of my friends are guys. I hear them talk about their girlfriends or ex's and I know what qualifies as crazy, and I dont do those things.
So I feel like I'm stuck.

Does that make any sense? I feel like i'm still high on tranqs.

Sure, but having had a whole lot of bi and dyke friends (I lived in Olympia for ten years after all!), it always amazes me the shit girls do to each other when there are no men in the equation whatsoever. It really is amazingly similar. I've even been in the very strange position of being "the other woman" for a dyke friend at one point...

Exactly. Thing is (and don't tell anyone) i don't have enough ''air in my lungs'' to blow them both up. Oh sure, I can blow one up all day, but TWO wow, thats one too many. I may need to buy a pump, an air pump that is to help me get the job done......


On a serious note, I'm confused by everything. I feel like walking away from it all. I'm a ''open minded'' ''progressive'' thinker if you wanna say that, but this is a stretch for me. I've never slept with two women or had one watch or anything as such. Granted this hasn't happened yet, and since I'm not pushing the subject, perhaps it won't.

Well, I understand how that looks and yeah, from an outside perspective I would agree that I'm an asshole. But, I'm honest with my GF and she's honest with me. That's more than you'll get from A LOT of guys, even if they aren't cheating either. I'm honest in my life with people I care about, I may not ''love'' certain persons in the traditional sense of the word, but I understand where lies get you.

And you don't know my GF, she is a very non-traditional woman. She's quite a non-comformist and is more lax on her views than me.

AND you may not realize how completely uninterested in a relationship this third party woman is. She doesn't care about anything but herself and thats ok with me, really with most people. At least you know where you stand. I'm not her type, and I feel like this whole thing is a weird experiment to her.

AND I have had several other girlfriends that I truly cared about and one I loved. I could have cheated on both of these women but I didn't because of our relationship. That the strange part, I'm an honest person by nature and tend not to withold things from people, but i guess that why I'm posting in the STRANGEST THING GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW thread.

aha! not funny, but you know.. so they are lovers planning to run off? do you have a lot of cash or something? Anyways, sounds like yr saying a lot to people you dont know in an attempt to reason yr situation into some kind of normality. If yr happy(and not deceiving anyone, this is the biggie) then who cares. imho.

I like you. thanks

you're welcome.


... I accept many forms of payment..

How about cookies or zuchini bread? I'm not much for baking but, I've picked up some good recipes over the years.

Perhaps an old Nig-Heist tape?

getting a visa otherwise nothing really that strange. which is strange to say so maybe thats the strange thing?

I just applied for a job @ Walmart, and I am overwhelmed with disgust and self-pity, but those school fees aint gonna pay for themselves ;)

Such!
Rock!

You win the honesty prize. My wife stripping just sounds better than the other alternatives all of the time...

Yes, the honesty and humility prize.^