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Stranger: horny?

You: Meh, kinda. Not really. I guess I could go for some if I was really tempted

Stranger: would this tempt you?

Stranger: http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h2...untitled-3.jpg

You: Nah

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lol

Stranger: Well, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, so I hope you do not break your little toes.


You: i'll break some vase instead


Stranger: Oh, nice. Why do't you jump off a balcony while you're at it? All the cool kids are doing it.


You: yeah i know i started that trend

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: asl

You: ageless/everything/omnipresent

You: you?

Stranger: fuck off

That was probably the best answer to asl yet.

This thing has suddenly become a cyber paedo playground.

not suddenly, i've been on omegle for a couple months now

now i am having a boring conversation with a sixteen year old french girl.

i mean, "sixteen year old" "french" "girl."

EDIT: HURRAH SHE DISCONNECTED FOR I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR HER CYBERING NEEDS.

Stranger: Jesse?

You: Wer spricht hier denn?

Stranger: yes, let's fuck

You: Ficken? Aber warum ficken wir hier jetzt? Gibt es richtige Gruende?

Stranger: jätkä mitä vittua sä selität

Stranger: fich mich

You: Sprechen Sie Finnisch? Leider sprech' ich nicht diese Sprache?

Stranger: tajusin ekan lauseen.

Stranger: ja joo.

You: Ja? Ich denke, dass wir keine Sprache haben, indem wir kann plaustchen. Das ist eine Schade.

Stranger: Juu ei oo saksaa ei.

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Stranger: Hi~

You: Good afternoon

Stranger: how R u

You: I have a cough

Stranger: Morning comes here..

You: Oh? Where is that

Stranger: Japan..

Stranger: Tokyo

You: Oh okay

You: how is Tokyo

Stranger: so so..

Stranger: gets hot..

You: yeah it's hot here too

Stranger: where do you live?


You: england

Stranger: Yeah....blue blue

Stranger: gloomy Eng

Stranger: Japanese admire Eu

You: They do? Why?

Stranger: well I don't know..

you should have passed her to me!

Haha, I can't stop laughing over this one :)

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: ASL, what an unoriginal and uninspired question in order to understand one random stranger
Stranger: is the question
You: i think we should start our discussion with a more personal and original question
You: like
You: do you mean to be what you're not ?
Stranger: are you ok?
You: now that's an original question! thanks a lot
You: (for further reference, i am indeed ok)
You: (are you ?)
Stranger: stranger fuck you
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: *throws frisbee*

You: Hey, can you throw me my frisbee back?

Stranger: *throw frisbee back*

You: thanks
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You: DO YOU FEEL LIKE SHOUTING??
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: y?
You: I DON'T KNOW MAN REVOLUTION'S DOWN THE STREET AND YOUR VOICE'S GOTTA BE HEARD THEREFORE YOU GOTTA SHOUT OTHERWISE YOU WON'T BE HEARD AND YOU WANT TO BE HEARD OTHERWISE YOU COULDNT GO AND BUY SOME PIZZA OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO SO YOU GOTTA
You: SHOUT
You: DON'T TYPE
You: SHOUT
Stranger: ok i'm shouting
You: GREAT!
Stranger: chutiye
Stranger: madarchod
You: I LIKE YOUR STYLE
Stranger: lol.............
Stranger: from?
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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: who dis

Stranger: asl

You: 15/f/jersey

You: u???

Stranger: 28 lesbian scotland

You: oh bby

Stranger: female

Stranger: u r racist

You: no

Stranger: o i thought u said o bye bye

You: o srry 'oh baby' lol

Stranger: r u lesbian too?

You: y would u think im racist

Stranger: Never Mind.

You: idk....... bicurios

Stranger: o!

Stranger: y r u on this site anyway?

You: bored

You: u

Stranger: looking for a partner

You: o

Stranger: u seem nice

You: i am nice lol

Stranger: know any 28 yr old grls>

Stranger: lol!

You: uhhh my sister is 23 lol

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Stranger: hi :) !
You: hi
You: do you have a megaphone by any means?
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people are pathetic. they don't understand the use of a megaphone

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You: This article is about the fruit. For the electronics and software company, see Apple Inc.. For other uses, see Apple (disambiguation).
"Apple Blossom" redirects here. For other uses, see Apple Blossom (disambiguation).
You: The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family Rosaceae. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits. The tree is small and deciduous, reaching 3 to 12 metres (9.8 to 39 ft) tall, with a broad, often densely twiggy crown.[1] The leaves are alternately arranged simple ovals 5 to 12 cm long and 3–6 centimetres (1.2–2.4 in) broad on a 2 to 5 centimetres (0.79 to 2.0 in) petiole with an acute tip, serrated margin and a slightly downy underside. Blossoms are produced in spring simultaneously with the budding of the leaves. The flowers are white with a pink tinge that gradually fades, five petaled, and 2.5 to 3.5 centimetres (0.98 to 1.4 in) in diameter. The fruit matures in autumn, and is typically 5 to 9 centimetres (2.0 to 3.5 in) diameter. The center of the fruit contains five carpels arranged in a five-point star, each carpel containing one to three seeds.[1]
You: The tree originated from Central Asia, where its wild ancestor is still found today. There are more than 7,500 known cultivars of apples resulting in range of desired characteristics. Cultivars vary in their yield and the ultimate size of the tree, even when grown on the same rootstock.[2]
Stranger: wikipedia
Stranger: snap
You: At least 55 million tonnes of apples were grown worldwide in 2005, with a value of about $10 billion. China produced about 35% of this total.[3] The United States is the second leading producer, with more than 7.5% of the world production. Turkey, France, Italy, and Iran are also among the leading apple exporters.
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Stranger: hi

You: ENLARGE YOUR MANHOOD TODAY FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $29.99 + S/T

DND LOSES HIS OMEGLINITY!!!


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You: hi
You: can you get my dingaling hard?
Stranger: of coursee
You: cool
Stranger: but
Stranger: explain me
You: life through education
Stranger: whats dingaling
Stranger: first
You: penis
You: pens
Stranger: yes?
You: pez
You: yes
You: hey
Stranger: what you want me to do
You: whats your name?
Stranger: avril
You: like avril lavigne?
You: or like avril [i have a penis]
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: have u ever had sex?
You: no
You: hey
Stranger: you want?
You: have you?
Stranger: do u want?
You: sure
Stranger: how tall is yours
You: just get my dingaling hard
Stranger: I want to suck it
You: ok avril?
You: cool
Stranger: I am bitch
You: what color are you?
Stranger: you like bitches?
You: bitches are ok
Stranger: white soft
Stranger: skin
Stranger: too soft
You: do you have freckles?
Stranger: have a nice 2 giant
Stranger: breasts
Stranger: no
You: what color areolas?
Stranger: but I suck nice ;)
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: I have a nice pussy
You: the area around the nipple
You: pink or purple or maybe brownish?
You: pussy is shaved?
Stranger: what you want
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u can
Stranger: suck it now
Stranger: play it
Stranger: wity your
Stranger: tonque
You: ok
You: can i stick my cock in it?
You: just the head
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: just the head tho
Stranger: but first
Stranger: promise me
Stranger: suck it
Stranger: I have a nice ass
Stranger: u want to do fantasy?
You: ok
You: i suck on your little pussy for a minute
You: and lick the clit
You: and hummmm
You: and make motorboat sound with my lips
You: on your clitoris
Stranger: clitoris?
Stranger: what is it
You: nice ass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its nice
Stranger: mm baby fuck me hard
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
You: can i pop the pimple on you ass?
You: that gets me hot
You: where are you from?
You: so i know how you scream when my fat cock goes in your ass
Stranger: Im from
Stranger: Im from
Stranger: space
Stranger: I dont scream
Stranger: but I play nice with
Stranger: big cocks
You: can you scream a little?
You: like a little mouse scream
Stranger: if u want
Stranger: I can
Stranger: scream
You: or a little dolphin laugh
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I can do
You: wait,, you like it in the ass right?
You: or can i piss in your ass?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: fucking
Stranger: voice
Stranger: like
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH
Stranger: OOHH
Stranger: AAAH
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: both parts ;)
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYY AA AOAOKSOKAS
Stranger: piss?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you want?
You: pee?
You: in your asshole?
You: yes i want
You: please?
Stranger: but I want to you suck it
Stranger: will you?
Stranger: after u piss
You: suck what?
You: ok pissing now
Stranger: my pussy
You: ok yes
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: nice feeling
Stranger: now
You: feel my warm pee stream?
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me MANN
You: mmmm OKAOKAOASJSA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Stranger: hardd
Stranger: again
You: ok starting the fucking now
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: I want
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
Stranger: to do it
Stranger: in
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: sofa
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: Im on
Stranger: WWAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH
Stranger: ooohohhh
You: I WILL BEND YOU OVER THE SOFA
You: PUSH YOUR FACE INTO THE SOFA CUSHION
You: ALL I CAN SEE IS YOU R PUSSY AND ASS
You: AND NOW I POUND IT
You: hhhahahr
You: hard
You: harder
You: AAAHAHAAAAAH
Stranger: olhhh
You: OH SHIIIIT
Stranger: nice feeling
Stranger: its over now
You: I SPILLED PURPLE KOOL AID IN YOUR ASSHOLE
Stranger: everybody has spermas
You: !
Stranger: I can suck them
You: MY SPERMAS ARE PURPLE !
You: SHIIIIT
You: WE WILL HAVE PURPLE KIDS NOW
You: I DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM!
Stranger: I hate it ;)
Stranger: anyway..
Stranger: I go baby
You: go where?
Stranger: its nice to fucked by you
Stranger: by
You: did you cum?
You: it was nice fucking you
You: and peeing in you
You: and spilling kool-aid in you
You: i liked it
Stranger: we can do it
Stranger: 10 seconds later
Stranger: again
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: FUCK me
Stranger: in your dreams
Stranger: :)
You: WEEEEEE
You: FUCK YOU AGAIN
Stranger: in your dreams
You: IN THA ASS IN SPACE AGAIN>
You: ?
You: WHAT
Stranger: fuck me while sleeping
You: OH NO ITS TIM BURTON!
You: RUN!
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