oh god


run as fast as you can.

whoa. Seriously creepy.

As cynical as that sounds, I totally agree. I love my son, but I'm also really glad to have waited and lived life. Plus a 19 year old mom is likely a partner from hell. And don't think she might not do it without your consent...

So poetic.

I'm YOU in 20 more years!

Every crazy girl I've ever met has wanted to have children at a young age. Just sayin'.

Well, wait, I am in some kind of weird not-really-broken-up/not-really-dating relationship with someone I just really-did-fucking-date for 7 years, and I don't think she ever wants kids, and she's certainly crazy too.

So, you know what? All girls are crazy. End.

adam lets talk about sex until motherfucker gets home and beats my ass for being insubordinate (don't worry i love it)

Haha okay.

Well, first of all, that acid I took earlier was insane. I listened to Captain Beefheart and I noticed things I never noticed before, which is insane, because I noticed EVERYTHING before. Er...

Oh, yeah, and sex. I want to have acid-sex, haha. Watching a girl with panties in her mouth.. her face slowly warping in front of me.. sounds hot!

right ok so obviously i like to get my ass beat, how bout you?
bdsm is the best



acid sex fucking rules

I like to beat and get beat on myself. Hah. I dunno how to describe myself, I swing both ways. (whoa, that sounded gay) (that's not what I meant) (though I do think everyone is slightly gay... or more appropriately, 100% bisexual) (I meant that I swing both ways in the BDSM realm) (I'll explain)

Hmm... I guess I like getting degraded a bit more than doing the degrading myself. I'd rather be spit on than doing the spitting. But either way, it works. I'll be as nasty as, um, a girl [I feel weird saying "a girl"; I want to say "her" since there is love in my heart specifically for one person but she isn't feeling it right now 100% so I will say "a girl" for now] wants me to be...

we are the same!!!!!
i love being on a power trip and being a domineering bitch and getting my way but i love it when i'm doing that and then i go too far and the tables turn and i get put in my place.....which will be happening shortly.....

i think its easier for a girl to get away with being bisexual because its like hot or whatever.... i think a lot of people, not everyone, are secretly bisexual though men just have a harder time admitting it


but yeah you need to fuck on acid especially if youre tripping out hardcore

ha, it was more of a spontaneous hypothetical question than anything. I've been with her for a 1.5 years, and she's le chillz. I just hope if a fetus decides to develop in her womb that she would choose to go to an abortion center. Coat hangers seem like they hurt. A lot.

I think everyone's bisexual. sexuality is a spectrum.

See, that's the thing, most girls I know into drugs are annoying. It's hard to find a good balance... girls who have already had their eyes opened/been enlightened a bit... and aren't going to be complete fucking hippies or retards about it...

I mean, just in general, it's hard to find a good girl. That's all I want to say. Haha. Maybe it'd be easier for me if I moved away.

I think everyone is bisexual, and let me explain. Give me a moment.

To put this in the most simplistic terms, can't a guy look at another guy and admit he is attractive? For example, you will hear many guys say, "Brad Pitt -- I can see why a girl would go out with him." or whatever? That's because you find some aspect of him attractive. I mean, forget Brad Pitt (he's not that attractive), but understand what I'm saying here. Everyone's attracted to everyone, in some way, OBVIOUSLY -- but I'm talking, sexually here. I think every guy gets moments in his life where he looks at another guy and goes, "Damn..." That doesn't mean they want to fuck them or anything. Just sayin'.

Acid.

Just sayin'.

by the way isn't dirty talk the best fucking thing ever?

you could always push her down some stairs

But personally, being completely honest, I do want to know what it's like to suck a guy's dick and get cum in my mouth or on my face. Haha. I don't care. I think it'd be hot, honestly...

That doesn't mean I plan on going out of my way in life to pursue relationships to make that happen, though.

Indeedly so; too many people see everything in three categories: straight, bi, and gay and the categorization is le lame. It's all about the Kinsey Scale:

Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheep and goats. It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature rarely deals with discrete categories... The living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects. While emphasizing the continuity of the gradations between exclusively heterosexual and exclusively homosexual histories, it has seemed desirable to develop some sort of classification which could be based on the relative amounts of heterosexual and homosexual experience or response in each history... An individual may be assigned a position on this scale, for each period in his life.... A seven-point scale comes nearer to showing the many gradations that actually exist." (Kinsey, et al. (1948). pp. 639, 656)

Re: Dirty talk.

Absolutely. When you've been with someone for 7 years, as I... had.. have.. are... was... in.. been... then, it's cool, because they kind of build up a repertoire of favorite things to say to you. Haha. But adding slight variations. Generative. I should make a list here of things I like to hear when fucking....

from a female perspective
it is very enjoyable

like if you get a random chance (not going out of your way).... do it.