Had a feeling I'd regret including the word "simple" in my username. Oh well.

how can she do that with her eyes?

gawd, this thread

This 20 y/o female complained of pelvic pain. A portion of her KUB shown above demonstrates four well formed teeth on the right side of the pelvis compatible with a well differentiated ovarian teratoma (dermoid). She was referred to a Gynecologist for extraction :-). This confirmed the diagnosis of a mature well differentiated cystic teratoma of the ovary. It contained four well formed teeth and a portion of mandible.
Usually, dermoid cysts contain representative tissues of the three embryonic germ cell layers: ectoderm, mesoderm and endoderm. Sebaceous material, hairs, cartilages, teeth, even thyroid tissue are frequently observed. A well-formed jaw and tongue has been reported.2 Teratomas of other organs have also been reported to contain teeth.13

How many beers do you average a day? I average 2. On occasion I average 3! Does that make me an alcoholic?

3? when i was an alcoholic i had more, obviously.

I'm sure you can drink me under the table. I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. :)

if i was 19 id say proudly yes.
but im not.
so its sad.

heeeee

I bet you're the type of girl who can drink a brewery dry and still be sober. :D

you could probably get wasted off my blood

I'm sure I could, but I'm no vampire. :D

no, not be sober.
but pretend to be sober.
while people think i have brain damage.

im gonna get bored here again and i dont wanna start another stupid thread.

i tried my best. whats more outrageous than a tongue in a tumor?
this reminds me of naked lunch. do you remember the guy whose anus started speaking and took over him?

its like how i try to wear bright colours to hide the fact that i'm a goth at heart.

(insert singing asshole scene from Pink Flamingos here)

oh yeah.

i show that one to everyone that comes to my apartment.

but i like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og_85...eature=related

I've never understood why the Dogshit eating scene is always on Youtube and I can't even find a picture of the singing asshole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbNUoBSovMw

because you'd have to sign up 18+ for the singing asshole
i think legally it's considered porn

Hell, I'd screen cap it it and upload it to photofuckit if I didn't think my account would be banned.