i promise i'll be good! you don't have to keep me in the garden! i just washed my hair yesterday!
will she not even have a glass of wine with dinner?

she'll have a glass of wine with her dinner, but that's all.

i don't like wine really.

well i wouldn't have offered you any anyway seeing as you're too young to drink.

you're so responsible. i'm going to corrupt you.

i'm not responsible, i'm just mean. that's why i'm tying you to a tree and not letting you drink or come indoors.

little do you know that i am a master escape artist.

well it's too late now, dinner has finished, we ate without you.

well, i hope it was satisfying.

nothing

it was, my sister cooked chicken. maybe you can come next time, or maybe not.

:mad: i'm going to start calling you tommy.

ok.

i'm going to start calling you the uninvited guest.

i baked you a cake...:(

what kind of cake?

what kind of cake do you like?

"smoking pot, drinking beers, doing cocaine, dropping acid, hell yeah"
- the late Laura Carter of the Bar-B-Que Killers

she got 3/4 of it right.

I don't do acid anymore myself.

i was actually talking about the coke part. how boring.