Sonic Youth Gossip - The Royal Wedding

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Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)

- Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)

- - The Royal Wedding (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=49835)

floatingslowly

04.27.2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I'm well pissed off myself.

I'm positively LIVID that you won't pay attention to me unless it's to callously point out that I don't address all of your content. :(

would you like me to fetch your crisps? a man of your girth and short stature shouldn't be getting out of bed, and I truly want to HELP!!!!

I just want to help.

:(

help you.

help.

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genteel Death

04.27.2011 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

don't be afraid of inflicting you're own aesthetic travesty onto the uninterested world. it really doesn't care how you look. isn't that why you drown your sorrows at the bottom of a bag of tears and crisp grease?

It's easy for you to say. I bet you've never experienced the sight of people avoiding me on the street when I make my way home from Tesco. No cry for help with carrying bags filled with food containing enough fat to make a sculpture of katy perry plus more is met with so much of a smile.

floatingslowly

04.27.2011 10:28 AM

you're just a lost kitten. :(

I finally understand YOU!!!!!

knox	04.27.2011 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

darling hearing you speak like this makes me wish i could give up all my trolling and start writing romance novels.

they don't have to be separate things.

knox	04.27.2011 10:47 AM

All you have to do is log on to syg and copy and paste everything by the end of the day.

Genteel Death

04.27.2011 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

that last sentence ran on wildly into inchoate tangents, was it a tribute to the mp3 i sent you?

darling people are similarily unkind to me and have been so all my life. back in my days of even worse poverty i too would shamble back and forth from tesco in a haze of narcosis and depression. it was my lifeline. each day i wished to simply lie in bed until i starved but some sick machination of my wanting flesh would carry me against my will to the holy temple of tescos to fuel my walking corpse for yet another tormented day.

darling hearing you speak like this makes me wish i could give up all my trolling and start writing romance novels.

Believe it or not, it was pure coincidence. Tesco Metro is the closest supermarket to my door, which is handy when I run out of popcorn and sweets. I prefer Sainsbury's further down the road because it's so huge I can get lost in it staring at the cheese counter in a place that resembles a departure lounge.

!@#$%!

04.27.2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

Yall are cracking me up this am.I am still drunk from last night. I forgot that I drank a 5th of whiskey until I could not find the bottle this mornig. Still don't know what the fuck i did with it.

maybe your kids took it

Glice

04.27.2011 10:55 AM

You prefer Sainsbury's because you're a RACIST. Yeah, I said it.

You too Ned.

SONIC GAIL

04.27.2011 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

maybe your kids took it

I think I hid it from Ryan somewhere. just can't remember where. He has banned me from whiskey and for good reason it seems:D

Genteel Death

04.27.2011 11:05 AM

Sainsbury's employs more ethnic minorities. EVERYBODY knows that.

SONIC GAIL

04.27.2011 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

darling hearing you speak like this makes me wish i could give up all my trolling and start writing romance novels.

u would write great novels of any sort

knox	04.27.2011 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

I think I hid it from Ryan somewhere. just can't remember where. He has banned me from whiskey and for good reason it seems:D

Whisky is badass, and I admire you for it. I only resort to it in moments of desperation and I'll try and get hold of some coke and sprite, which is a waste I know.

With all my urban fag-hagging experience I've learnt champagne is the way to go. It's the most effective lightest kind of drunk. Do not believe in cosmopolitans, there's still vodka in there.

And vodka is evil.

Keeping It Simple

04.27.2011 11:41 AM

I'm a republican, so I'd rather see the royals guillotined.

Genteel Death

04.27.2011 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

I'm a republican, so I'd rather see the royals guillotined.

Weird, I thought you and your dad would be toasting to this with a glass of each other's urine in Hyde Park.

floatingslowly

04.27.2011 11:56 AM

wow. i agree with g d.

kosmic.

Keeping It Simple

04.27.2011 11:56 AM

Kate Middleton can do better.

floatingslowly

04.27.2011 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

how about you send me some of that jungle-liquor so that I can make an authentic mojito.

knox	04.27.2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

how about you send me some of that jungle-liquor so that I can make an authentic mojito.

you have to prove your worth.
cachaça is for the brave and pure at heart.

floatingslowly

04.27.2011 12:32 PM

shall I capture and ride a unicorn using nothing but my bare teeth to show my bravery?

will feasting on the blood of virgins purify my blackened heart????

let me prove myself.

knox	04.27.2011 12:57 PM

you sent me a tooth already.
you can't do better than that.

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