Did you ska dance?

not very much, because unbeknownst to me, about an hour before the concert i ate a bad peach and i felt kinda sick almost the whole show.
I did, though, skank a little during the last few songs.
its not a ska concert if you dont skank :)

Yeah. A christian ska band is playing the local venue this year. I'm so pumped. SKANK TIME!

im in school

i do jerk off in public

I'm oh so very confused right now, very confused.

I'm a bartender who gave up on drinking, how fucked is that!!

I was indirectly rejected by a lady today! Not 'macho' enough or something.

indirectly?

i spoke to someone at the dallas correctional institute today. she wasnt very nice.

what were you doing in dallas johnny boy?

i like soup

i want to dress up as a white clown.

i was asking her if she bought first aid equipment.

I need to go pick up my paycheck, but I am lazy.

1% of most countires has schizophrenia, so you can try to guess which people at your school are gonna get it, then tease them.

Actually take this elephant with the phrase and put it under my left fore-arm. The phrase would be on my wrist. (ouch)

i hate ranch dressing.

oh gross me too.

i have some library books i need to get back
they're about 2 weeks late