Are you for serious? Thats mean.

Do I resemble anyone?

A young Jon Cryer.

Shaun White

Stop being such a baby. She's not ugly. In fact, I find her more attractive than you. Don't try to be such an indie little bitch and not want to be compared to someone with money.

money makes the world go around, baby.

But what do I get?

A paper clip, a piece of gum, and 18 cents.

the guitar player from the distillers, i think his name is tony.

The Distillers are such rubbish.

S.O.B.! I was being sarcastic.

Well, your sarcasm is ineffective. Try just a teensy bit harder next time.
I agree, although he was the first person to pop into perspective. Pity, too, the girl has a great voice and would be quite attractive if she ditched all the tattoos and piercings.

It would be pretty stupid to be hurt or offended by someone comparing me to Hilary Duff, now wouldn't it?

tell me something i don't know already.

Yikes.

catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, hilary?

You make me hurt inside.

I thought you were nice. I was mistaken!