That sounds positively disgusting.

I just ate Ritz crackers and diet Coke. I like to swish the Coke around in my mouth with the cracker so it gets all mushy. I am all class.

skype was better when you could call phones for free

Who really uses a landline anymore? And Skype works on my creepy smartphone, which is essentially the same thing. Cake has turned me into a Skype whore.

i'm a Skype whore

I'm a Skype pimp. PERFECT.

sometimes Skype seems to be way better than the real world

Who else on here is on Skype?

Ahhh, the baleful intentions of this pornographic thread: REVEALED.

CYBERSEX.

Nobody attempted to sex me up during Skype sessions. I feel somewhat insulted.

Why do you need the courage to Skype?

If I knew how to skype, I'd grunt a lot.

I echo Genteel's question: are you that afraid of vocalizing?

She's afraid that her dimorphic condition will be exposed.

Have a whiskey and gather your strengths then.

Yeah, I despise talking with people. I much prefer talking at them.

How do you do conferences on Skype?

Omg. That's horrifying.

i told you i'm a Skype whore.

I imagine you people, sitting there, in tiny boxes, jawflapping and looking all around at the others like the Brady Bunch -- on acid.

NO THANKS!