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sonicl 10.15.2007 09:38 AM

It disturbs me when the young people come into this thread.

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 09:51 AM

now, now. let's not be guilty of reverse ageism.

besides, this gives us a chance to teach them very important lessons like "how to impress the girls with a grievous wound" or "skateboarding high: a study in physics".

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 09:51 AM

it disturbs me bla bla
get over your self

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 09:54 AM

DON'T YOU TALK TO YR ELDERS LIKE THAT!

sonicl is old and frail. he could go at any moment (and I'm not talking about incontinence either). do you want those hostile words to be on yr conscience forever? I didn't think so.

now say sorry or we put you back in yr cage.

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 09:57 AM

nah
hes a grumpy old turd thats what he is

so moms in hospital for possible heart attack
i was for my arm
neice is for some reason
and good family friend was in a motorbike accident and nearly dead

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
so moms in hospital for possible heart attack
i was for my arm
neice is for some reason
and good family friend was in a motorbike accident and nearly dead


SONICL IS THE TOP POSTER HERE, AND YOU WILL TREAT HIM AS SUCH, LEST YE WANT A SMITING!

now, with that said, maybe you should concentrate on all this negative energy that you have surrounding yrself (like a big black aura of doom), and stop being such a angry pup towards people.

yr a manic, I can tell, but sometimes you just have to slog through the bad times with grace.

also, I've yet to hear you come up with a new and improved reason as to why yr hand is broken.

here's some more:

"super-sonic-flight-test-ejection-seat-malfunction"
"ninja training school, wood chopping practice"
"I'm sorry, the government won't let me tell you"


now, do you see how all these reasons are superior to "I was skateboarding high"? the truth won't get you laid, my friend. the truth won't get you laid.

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 10:16 AM

actually i met a girl that weekend..

your with girlgun right?

king-buzzo 10.15.2007 10:17 AM

I think he injured his hand while jerking off.

girlgun 10.15.2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

your with girlgun right?


god, no.

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 10:19 AM

floating is girl

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king-buzzo
I think he injured his hand while jerking off.


its my left hand sorry

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
god, no.


and just WHAT is that supposed to mean?

"gawd, NO"?

girlgun 10.15.2007 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
and just WHAT is that supposed to mean?

"gawd, NO"?



love you!

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
floating is girl


if this was true, I wouldn't be posting here.

my hands would be busy playing with my sex parts.

sonicl 10.15.2007 10:25 AM

^
Heehee.

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
love you!


mmmhhmmmm. sure thing, toots.

sonicl 10.15.2007 10:26 AM

I love you too, fartingloudly.

sonicl 10.15.2007 10:28 AM

Look at this story on yahoo! I thought this was a family show???

Woman beats off great white shark

Snigger...

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I love you too, fartingloudly.


what has she been saying about me??? :eek: :confused: :(

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
Look at this story on yahoo! I thought this was a family show???

Woman beats off great white shark

Snigger...


I think we've found a good reason for AA's broken hand!

that's genius.

Savage Clone 10.15.2007 10:46 AM

girlgun is an android lover.

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
girlgun is an andro.


although that's kind of rude, maybe it explains why she like big trucks.

:confused:

Inhuman 10.15.2007 11:52 AM

disgusting. http://www.tagsum.com/news/1633/Pets...in-Puerto-Rico

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 12:05 PM

can someone animate 2 pics of me into a gif?

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 12:16 PM

will there ever be a boy born that can beat off a shark?

ALIEN ANAL 10.15.2007 12:17 PM


 

 

floatingslowly 10.15.2007 12:21 PM

yr lil' whiteboxed X speaks volumes.

Savage Clone 10.15.2007 01:39 PM

It's a whiteboxed question mark to me.
Much like floatingslowly in general.

sonicl 10.15.2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
will there ever be a boy born that can beat off a shark?

Sadly I cannot rep you, but I would like you to know that I chuckled very loudly at this.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.15.2007 01:58 PM

I just finished taking an exam, felt pretty comfortable while I took it
I expect an A or B+

Green_mind 10.15.2007 02:01 PM

rectal examination? What was it for, I'm guessing an art exam may be?

SynthethicalY 10.15.2007 10:11 PM

Only if only...

cryptowonderdruginvogue 10.15.2007 11:16 PM

texas government

sonicl 10.19.2007 04:02 AM

 


"I'm lookin' for a post. Any of you punks seen a post?"

floatingslowly 11.09.2007 10:05 AM

hello, kitty.


you passed by so quickly.

:(

floatingslowly 12.18.2007 10:58 AM

pick up the pace.

you bastards.

nicfit 12.18.2007 11:00 AM

no.

sarramkrop 12.18.2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
pick up the pace.

you bastards.


Hi, my name is Debbie. Do you like ice cream?

StevOK 12.18.2007 11:46 AM

Are you still looking for another message board to waste your time at? Might I suggest nirvana2.com, also known as the NFC. If you have any chance of becoming a regular poster there, you must no longer like Nirvana.

floatingslowly 12.18.2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
no.


yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Hi, my name is Debbie. Do you like ice cream?


hello again, Debbie.

yes, I would like some ice cream. sans peanuts, if you please. I don't have to climb into the creepy van to get it though, do I??

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK
Are you still looking for another message board to waste your time at?


I only have enough attention span for one board and I've grown attached enough to this place that I don't have plans to leave.


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