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Add a little curl to your lashes by holding the mascara wand at the tip of your lashes for a few extra seconds.
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Your powder eye shadow will stay put if you coat your lids with foundation first.
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Gently run a cotton swab over your eyelashes before your mascara dries to banish clumps. It really works!
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Mix two old kinds of eyeshadow together for a cool new colour.
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Eye lash curler wont make clumps, and eye shadow on a zit is just fucking wrong. Chances are it would shimmer haha.
Pookie your tips are balls. Get out. |
Make your own sparkles by mixing loose sparkles with petroleum jelly.
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Dramatic Eyes
To create daring dramatic eyes follow these instructions: ~Brush a dark plum colour across your lids extending a little to the outside corner of your eyes. ~Use a charcoal shadow near the lash line. ~Finish it off with a sheer lip-gloss and a little shimmer. |
stop copying and pasting shit from the internet that you think is 'girl' related & relevant, and go to the 'boy' thread papa pookie!
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Girly Glam
To get the flirty, girlish look: ~Sweep ice blue eye shadow over lids and in the inside corner of your eyes. Finish with a flash of mascara. ~Put a little blush on the apples of your cheeks. Then use some cream highlighter right above it to create a healthy glow. Use the same highlighter on the tops of your lids under your eyebrows. (Hint you can put highlighter wherever light would hit.) |
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Cool Gaze
A sexy simple way to dress up: ~Apply a reddish shadow to your lids and the inner corners of your eyes. Apply the same colour with a small stiff brush on the bottom of your eye, like a liner. ~Wear coral coloured lip-gloss for an added pop. |
Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!
Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry? |
Add citrus peel to tea leaves while they are brewing or put several small strips and a tea bag into a cup with some boiled water.
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To prevent chillies impregnating your skin, before chopping rub a little vegetable oil into your hands and wash immediately afterwards.
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That reminds me how I once asked my english teacher (Mike from Detroit, an actual Sonic Youth fan, he even commented once on my Confusion is sex T-Shirt) what does a douchebag means. He kind of got awkward explaining since we had female students in the class too.
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You can keep your bathroom shower cubicle sparkling clean longer by washing the whole shower stall, then waxing with car wax (not turtle wax as this is green, be sure to get clear wax). This keeps the dirt and grime from sticking. |
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Apparently douching isn't good for you. |
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^ haha. NICE! when you shit- always wipe front to back, never back to front! feces has bacteria that can cause infection and disease in your happy place. |
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My friend's sister had one and had some massive clots. You also had an abnormal amount of bleeding and what not. |
There. I kicked some life into this dying thread.
Come on girls, you're on your own now. |
I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess.
"The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly." |
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and there was tons of blood clots it looked like the cover of Strawberry Jam (the animal collective album) i think it was probably a miscarriage |
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Apparently you get a brown discharge too when you have a miscarriage?
I'm not against abortion at all, if I ever get pregnant I'll have one in a heart beat (I know my mom would support that too) All the teachers at my school try to get more people to consider abortions, because they see a lot of girls who get pregnant dropping out of school and never coming back. A high school diploma can help you out a lot. Funny fact: My mom had three miscarriages before my brother, and one in between him and me. If any of those pregnancies worked out, I wouldn't be here. |
i don't remember if it was brown or not but i was like 16 so i guess it was a good thing if there was a baby expelled. not that i was going to school anyway.
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ha ha haaaaaaa come on, that is not scary make a good douche with apple cider vinegar, or with diluted yogurt, but DO NOT use the chemical crap DO NOT. it will make yr pussy shrivel up & die. |
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over-douching is really the problem. it dries out the vaginal walls and the cervix, which are all mucus membranes. imagine rinsing your sinuses with vinegar, |
women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic.
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AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY OK I GOTTA GO PORKY DONT CRY!! |
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Yeah, how does something like that happen accidentally?
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Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.
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Strawberries ain't Kosher no more: http://www.northjersey.com/news/nort...awberries.html |
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i just got back from india, and the worst timing led me to discover i had two kidney stones. i was more amused than worried, usually that doesn't happen to younger people. but yeah those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i have yet to pass them. yeeesh |
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