die

give or receive?

give.
to be or not to be?

Neither
Kiss or tell?

kiss

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE!!! EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIKE EITHER!

britney or paris?

britney.

arnold scwharzenegger or sylvester stallone?

SS

New Order or Joy Division?

New Order

Sandie Shaw or A bowl or fruit?

The fruit

The Price Is Right or Eggheads?

Ok.Ok.

Eggheads.
Countdown or The lottery show?

Lottery (if it's the one with Dale Winton)

Joe Pasquale or Bradley Walsh?

Joe Pasquale

Distortion or fuzz?

Fuzz

Eddie Cochran or Billy Fury?

Ediie Cochran
Current 93 or Smegma?

So I guess I'll go with current 93

Which world-record would you like to have

Does it hurt when you strangle the rooster like that?
Fucksakes!

yes

jack-off or watch?

??? like how do you mean?

watch
thrust or be thrusted

Thrust.

Are shopping malls a bit crap, all in all?

bit of crap.

downtown cacaphony or suburbian serenity

Suburban serenity.

How many CD's do you own that you actually listen to more than once every few months?

about 85 - 100

adoption or abortion?

Adoption.

Full fat, semi skimmed or skimmed?

semi...2%

hair comb or fingers

Fingers!

Our government announced last week that schools should not attempt to teach children the difference between right and wrong, as they are relative concepts in the modern world. Are they right or wrong to make that decision?

wrong
'Touch me' by Sam fox or 'Feels like Heaven' by Fiction Factory?

gag me

boy george or pete burns?

Frank Stallone.

Jimmy Hoffa Or Jimmy Page

jimmy page





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Fun.

Samurai or ninja?

ninja
bert or ernie

bert

Who is your favorite pokémon?(and you can't say none)

Ernie

Favorite cereal?

Edit:Ummmm fuck that.....someone else take that one.

Bulbasaur.

Why is Cantankerous a hideous troll?

cause drugs are bad for you

who's your favorite key-boardist from a 70s rock band?

Brian Eno

Sugababes or Girls Aloud?

i would rather have mexican seafood.

NEXT?

Sugarbabes
Rain or snow?