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Sometimes I pretend to be porky.
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Then we come on here and read posts, holding hands.
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Weeping.
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hot....
@nefeli. that was hott too. |
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will it get me drunk? that's no simple feat. recommend another brand to try (or that I might find) and I'll consider that instead. also: recipe pls. |
I haf sum candee 4 u lil gril!!!
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yes, it will. check pm. |
obrigadíssima.
can I call them cai-piranhas? will they really get me drunk? will I still be able to tie a sturdy knot? little girls are slippery. |
oh, we just shipped the kid off to a thai sex shop. he's now a ladyboy named Angellica.
I trust that this was a satisfactory resolution to my divorce for you. brb -- off to post at find17yearolds.com. |
you're right. my son is no ladybug. I want him to grow up right.
that's why I'm showing him pictures of you labeled "what not to do with chocolate". oh, how we laugh and laugh!!!!! |
for those not keeping score, I just wanted to remind you that gentle death's maniacal obsession with me, my life and the women I speak with is in NO WAY a true reflection of the complete and total feelings of despondancy he has at the fact that I'm not gay and in love with him. remember: nothing to do at all with his obsessiveness. none at all. just get that right out of your head. no really. stop it. I know what it looks like but it's not true. I promise. he said so and I for one believe him. I really do. he wouldn't lie. not even once. please...think of the children.
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that said, I would love to indulge "the jury's" homoerotic fantasy that I was "removed" from my previous marriage for grievous acts and that I somehow "lost custody" of my child as a result; however, that would mean forswearing under oath and this hostile kangaroo court would still furiously masturbate to a saved file named "floating" nightly, before retiring to their crisp-crumbled bed in a sweat of unrealized fury and slowly drying semen stains. the defense rests, in a comfortable chair with a smile and a bag of curry-flavored crisps waving back and forth hypnotically. |
what goes around
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you know, you have to be a real cunt to bring people's children into an argument. a real sad pathetic cunt.
just saying. |
Holy shit yall:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
there is such a thing as PMs for personal ass shit i understand internet romance is more interesting to unveil than talkin about some royal fucking wedding Yeah i was curious as to wtf was goin on with floats and ink but i understood that if they wanted to talk about that to all of us then they would so i minded my own business This is not an attack on any of you by any means this is just getiing a bit to hateful for a thread about love. On that note I love you all. |
dear mr paragraphs of "content": I'd be happy to let you know that it's none of your damn business, but that might be misconstrued as being wounded by your pathetic angle of attack.
bottom line: I don't talk about my child on the internet. but it's not all bad news, sparky, I spoke to Bob in accounting; the paperwork's come back and your worship has been APPROVED!!!!!! |
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Is this all a big injoke that's gone right over my head? Whats going on dear porky? |
I feel like someone who's shown up halfway through a very bitter wedding
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So uhh...Sincere Love huh?
This thread seems to know plenty. |
I don't hate you... I just don't love you. :(
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ohh haha this was a trolling??!?
hehaheh silly me. I'm so naive and such an easy target!! you had me all worked up there...and sweaty....oh so sweaty. sweat pouring down my body like rain...down...down...down..... |
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that's all. no need to feel guilty. no matter how sad the person is. i mean - mock mental illness - disclose personal information - question people's personal lives - talk about people's children without considering there's a possibility they might actually read that what's next? raping people in wheelchairs? of course none of that is as bad as boring bland defensive posts. |
cue: raucous laughter
ready on camera 2.....and....now!!! roll credits! alright folks. that's a wrap. another fine job. |
oh wait. raping wheelchair people you say????
are they.....young? |
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More importantly, are they wheelchairs with those little joysticks or not? |
Was it really that 'boring' to troll him? You seem to have invested a lot of energy in it. 'Boring' is the ultimate insult, ironically.
I'm not gonna lie, it's all very entertaining. |
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you're sick. |
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I reckon that when Suchy started this thread he secretly intended it to descend into this slanging match. SuchFriends, you are an evil genius and i salute you
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Am I not? I am a sensitive female artist.
That's all so obvious. Just as obvious as bitter. jealous. queen. |
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As a truly uninvolved person I have to say that this kind of stuff is why I love message boards. Even today. In the year of 2011 where message boards actually are dead. I think they have a paradigm. Thousands of threads about this and that and blah blah blah and then there is this one thread where everything comes together and then peaks and then falls apart. Tension and realease; The blood, the tears, the tragedy and excess... Thanks to everyone contributing for saving a very boring friday night at home.
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It can be a good show.
But no thanks. |
if there was blood, I would have smelled it.
I love you all. love you violently. |
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was that a witty joke?
because that's usually what happens when people take me out for drinks. |
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I must say, Nik is kicking the tits off you porky, youre gonna have to do a Carl Froch to come back ~Sits Back and sups wine~ |
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