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davenotdead 02.09.2009 07:57 PM

i'm having a hard time believing that tree yr leaning on. fake

al shabbray 02.09.2009 08:00 PM

...and no tits, just legs

demonrail666 02.09.2009 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
I love pornos that have complex story lines and plot twists.



Plotlines in porn are great, although Ideally i'd like to see one made up solely of foreplay. Increasingly, the minute things get down to business I just lose interest. It all just gets a bit too biological really. Fuck all that reverse anal cowgirl nonsense; two hours spent nervously perched on the edge of the bed, kissing and fumbling. That's the future.

deflinus 02.09.2009 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Plotlines in porn are great, although Ideally i'd like to see one made up solely of foreplay. Increasingly, the minute things get down to business I just lose interest. It all just gets a bit too biological really. Fuck all that reverse anal cowgirl nonsense; two hours spent nervously perched on the edge of the bed, kissing and fumbling. That's the future.


great porn taste

ZEROpumpkins 02.09.2009 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Derek
Oh man, porno with music FUCKING SUCKS. I don't want to be jerking off and hearing shitty r'n'b music!

Male moaning should also be punishable by castration.

✌➬ 02.09.2009 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Male moaning should also be punishable by castration.



Hey fuck off.

StevOK 02.09.2009 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
Hey fuck off.


He doesn't mean that for the kind of porn you're interested in watching.

ZEROpumpkins 02.09.2009 11:16 PM

Uhh..in straight porn :)

demonrail666 02.09.2009 11:21 PM

Inappropriate music would be OK, but when it's just some Rhianna knock off, forget it. Best is when you just hear dogs barking and traffic outside. Gives things a real sense of occasion.

✌➬ 02.09.2009 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Uhh..in straight porn :)



Hey that is what makes it hot. I hate girls moaning. LOL.

wellcharge 02.09.2009 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
 


Hi!!!!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.09.2009 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

Like the softcore shit you see on Oxygen.


what a coincidence that a chick would dig porn made for chicks on a chick's network..

 

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
what a coincidence that a chick would dig porn made for chicks on a chick's network..





i know its hard to convey sarcasm through the internets.. but, really, who takes anything on oxygen seriously?

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
It all just gets a bit too biological really.


oh my god, thank you. i'm probably going to sound like a total feminist but all the pornos ive seen that have been what you males call 'GOOD', have just been a little bit of foreplay (on the guy.. and hes always got this stupid ':eek: ' look on his face thats soooo fucking fake) and then woop! there goes his dick into some blonds flappy cunt while she grabs at her reeeaaally fake tits.

doesnt this make real sex disappointing for those of you that rely on this shit to get your peter off???

deflinus 02.10.2009 01:54 AM

man, have i got a feminist point of view on porn then. strange

ZEROpumpkins 02.10.2009 02:52 AM

Feminist porn, oh god.

"Sure, I'll swallow, but first, here's a story about empowerment"

acousticrock87 02.10.2009 03:13 AM

"And stop looking at me like a sex object while I'm fucking you."

ZEROpumpkins 02.10.2009 03:45 AM

"Does my ass look oppressed in this?"

✌➬ 02.10.2009 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Feminist porn


That would be a bad ass name if an all female band started it.

lechaoscestmoi 02.10.2009 03:04 PM

the only recent pic i have
 

demonrail666 02.10.2009 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
i'm probably going to sound like a total feminist but all the pornos ive seen that have been what you males call 'GOOD', have just been a little bit of foreplay (on the guy.. and hes always got this stupid ':eek: ' look on his face thats soooo fucking fake) and then woop! there goes his dick into some blonds flappy cunt while she grabs at her reeeaaally fake tits.


Less shagging, more snogging. That's what porn needs.

Lurker 02.10.2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
oh my god, thank you. i'm probably going to sound like a total feminist but all the pornos ive seen that have been what you males call 'GOOD', have just been a little bit of foreplay (on the guy.. and hes always got this stupid ':eek: ' look on his face thats soooo fucking fake) and then woop! there goes his dick into some blonds flappy cunt while she grabs at her reeeaaally fake tits.

doesnt this make real sex disappointing for those of you that rely on this shit to get your peter off???


I've always found porn disappointing. I rarely bother with it.

Danny Himself 02.10.2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
the only recent pic i have

 


 

Lurker 02.10.2009 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
the only recent pic i have


 


You have chosen the worst time to post a picture, right in the middle of a conversation about porn.

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Less shagging, more snogging. That's what porn needs.


I second that.

and it also needs this guy:


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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi


 


demonrail666 02.10.2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
the only recent pic i have

 


Jesus fucking CHRIST. You look exactly like my cousin. i mean seriously. I-fucking-dentical. Your name isn't Wayne is it!?!

Lurker 02.10.2009 03:17 PM

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Lurker 02.10.2009 03:19 PM

Oh yeah! I know Wayne! Do you mean this guy?

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Originally Posted by Wayne


 


demonrail666 02.10.2009 03:20 PM

Seriously, in ten or fifteen years i can tell you exactly what he's gonna look like: http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Way...ater/587381711

Essex in the motherfuckin area.

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Seriously, in ten or fifteen years i can tell you exactly what he's gonna look like: http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Way...ater/587381711

Essex in the motherfuckin area.


LOL

is that his kid??
precious!

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
the only recent pic i have


 


 


does anyone else see it?? in the face?? if wayne dyed his hair and let it grow out a little bit??

Lurker 02.10.2009 03:32 PM

So he's officially called Wayne now?

DeadDiscoDildo 02.10.2009 04:01 PM

Funny I just watched the Rita episode of arrested developement when Michael kept saying snog, and yr post reminded me of that. Then ^^ that was posted.

DeadDiscoDildo 02.10.2009 04:02 PM

"go ahead then, have some sex with her, go on, get in there and have some sex with her. no? ok then"

demonrail666 02.10.2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker
So he's officially called Wayne now?


Ha ha, I just rang up the 'real' Wayne and told him to check it out. He came ... he saw ... he pissed himself laughing.

lechaoscestmoi 02.10.2009 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

 


does anyone else see it?? in the face?? if wayne dyed his hair and let it grow out a little bit??

ha ha, i actually recall him being my celebrity lookalike according to that facebook app. maybe that's why i keep getting hit up by juno freaks, besides sy being my fav band and all.

davenotdead 02.10.2009 05:04 PM

i already found lechaos' doppleganger, way better than who everyone else posted. check it.

 


i win.

phoenix 02.10.2009 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact
Any jacket can be a thrift store jacket.


it has the potential to be, but it isnt, until it is.


 

Lurker 02.10.2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Funny I just watched the Rita episode of arrested developement when Michael kept saying snog, and yr post reminded me of that. Then ^^ that was posted.


I don't understand. I've never seen arrested development. Are you talking to me? Which posts exactly are you referring to?

Lurker 02.10.2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Ha ha, I just rang up the 'real' Wayne and told him to check it out. He came ... he saw ... he pissed himself laughing.



Ha! Excellent.


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