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PIZZA VOMIT.

oh ew. or burping after pizza.

One of my least favorite things in the world is pizza vomit.

vomit in general i can do without.

Ew. Vomiting.

I hardly ever vomit. I actually wish I would again to remember what it is like.

Yeah, but sometimes it isn't that bad. At least compared to pizza vomit.

or tequila vomit

NOTHING IS WORSE.

I heard it's great for weight loss, but bad for the teeth, sadly.

rather bad.

i like my semi-whites.

there is nothing into eat that is warm and doesn't need to be cooked.

I'm thinking of getting some leftover home made mac and cheese, but it tastes like shit when heated in a microwave.
Fuck.
My fear of ovens doesn't help.

that's never a good idea.

hm. i hate ovens as well.

the peach sorbet in the freezer looks good, but it doesn't meet my criteria right now.

There's 3 pies in the fridge.
Maybe if my metabolism is acting the way it is, I'll lose another 7 pounds from two slices a day.

i swear, the more i eat, the more weight i lose.

how the fuck did this happen?

God, I wish I knew so it would continue.

i hate that it only happens during the holidays. or else i'd be so thin.

alex- is that by david shrigley?

don't remember if I ever showed you that.

OMG IT'S MEE!

you never did.

that is wicked.