Nah, take her to the movies, fondle her a bit, make out. Walk on the beach at night, or somewhere secluded, then go for it. And by that I mean kiss.

I'm kidding about the fondling but do make out with her in the movies.

fuck

Ironically, the best advice on women so far has been given by one who is not interested in them. Kudos, two symbols.

I'm a romantic.

And now my official advice man.

I've been around women all my life, all types of women. Most still want that romantic crap. The others are just butch lesbians.

What's with this ravelinks bullocks?

Oh, it is a smiley. It didn't pop up. It was a laughing face.

i bought one in vegas that's about 7 feet long, a foot wide, bright gold. how's that for unwearable?

My friend sold me three bottles of $50 red wine for $12. He's a drug addict and knows no better. I'm reaping the benefits of their deliciousness as we speak!

HAHAHA, druggies make me sad.

That trumps mine. I might just make a tunic out of it or something.

i hate.

PLUR...

yeah, i could probably make a killer bandage-style dress out of this thing if i wanted to really get crafty.



but obnoxious gold.

Yikes. Mine is green and black yarn.
I think my tongue is blistered. Sooo many sweet tarts

now that i'm typing this, i think i posted something like this before, how i used to love eating too many sweetarts so that the only thing i could taste for a week was those candies. even onions- sweetarty!

Wow, even onions.
Ugh, 4 more finals and the holidays begin. I really don't want the holidays, but I want to be done with school for now.

I should make a shirt. But I don't know how.