SOmewhat,

What kind of disease is the worst disease?

aids.

sour cream or sour milk?

Sour cream,

Add a word to this sentence

All the angels speak a certain language of....

the angels. ha!

wasnt that funny?

No.

Bye!?

bye

dont you just love kramer?

I do not know of this Kramer. An American or Canadian phenomenon, I assume.

If you were changing your identity to avoid detection by the government, what profession or career would you put on your new passport?

A music therapist

Is Ray Winstone a fox in 'Nil By Mouth'?

private detective, or cleaner.

button up or button down?

Down.

Give in or don't give up?

Don't give up.

If you were to change your identity to avoid the attentions of the government, what would be your final rebellious act under your original name?

kill the president

would you either rape or murder someome?

i would cover tony blair in poo.

whats for dinner?

ha.

i laready ate. pizza

you?

Cous cous and feta tart, with tomato and garlic potatoes.

What was the last meal you ate in a cafe or restaurant? Or pub, you know what I mean.

hmmm, i dont know. might have been a steak or something

what are you looking at?

Out of the window, I can see some fireworks in a neighbouring garden.

What was the last exam or test that you took?

Some Excell test a couple of months ago

Do you ever get kids throwing fireworks into your garden at this time of the year?

no i dont have a garden

do you throw fireworks in other peoples gardens?

No, certainly not.

BOOM! FWISH! CRACKLE! BANG! Fireworks are really nice, aren't they, as long as they are used responsibly of course.

yep. fireworks are awesome!!!

which do you like best?

The ones that twist and turn as they rise through the air.

You?

The ones with all the flashy lights!

Scorpion or Sub-zero?

sub zero. badass

who are the otehr characters in mortal combat? i forgot

simon, adrian, clive, trevor and martin.

scariest thing you seen recently?

hmmm. seven? not scary only gross

shoudl i go anywhere for my birthday or no?

Of course.We don't wanna see you on here on your birthday.

Stumble and fall flat on your bum?

You do it first.

Jump up, spin around and clap six times then do this obstacle course?

too tired

you do it

Fuck you.

Fuck you?

fuck me

fuck you?

Fuck that.

Fuck what?

Fuck it!

Do you believe that the universe has an edge?

I'm inclined to think that it does. But I'm open to persuasion. Good question.

Two weeks on an archaeological dig or two weeks on a cruise?

Archaeological dig.

When was the last time you ate alphabet soup, and do you miss it?

I don't believe I've ever eaten it. I'm not really a soup person.

If you were to take on a superhero in an attempt to defeat him, would you:

1 Carry out a merciless publicity campaign denouncing him
2 Take him on in a straight battle
3 Use a really sneaky method to dispatch him, possibly involving an over-complicated trap

?

number one for sure. but only after i reveal my scinister plot to destroy the world.

do you like to sleep in? and do you like breakfast in bed?

No. I'm very bad at sleeping anyway, but I like to be doing something.

If you were a great big fuckoff evil villain revealing your plot to destroy the world, would you:

1 place an advert in the newspapers
2 somehow take over all of the world's television screens
3 stride boldly into the houses of parliament during Prime Minister's Question Time
4 do it a different way

?

Write it in the grass on parliament hill with bodies of politicians.

Emotions suck fucking hard... agree?

Definetly.

I got vacation this week, what should I do first?