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_tunic_ 01.15.2020 11:05 AM

No words but deeds

Husband gives birth to wife in Belgium to be able to call child Feyenoord

A Feyenoord fan has gone very far to give his child the name of his dreams. He gave birth to his wife in Belgium to give him the name Brian Feyenoord. "My son's name is Brian Feyenoord," the father says live in the radio broadcast of Mattie & Marieke on Qmusic. There was only one obstacle to giving his son that name. "The only problem was that it is not allowed in the Netherlands. At the time, my ex had to go to Belgium as a go-getter to give birth there. " In Belgium the rules for first names are different than in the Netherlands. “You can indicate it there with the name Feyenoord. And since then his name is Brian Feyenoord. " "My oldest son is that famous little man with his middle finger in the photo. Everyone has seen it once. "

 

Why? "Then you naturally ask yourself:" Why do you name a child Feyenoord? "Yes, listen. At the time that my oldest son was born, Leonardo played at Feyenoord. And many of the dudes I know gave their sons the name Leonardo. And what happens now? The "cracker" will play at 020 in no time (Ajax, ed.). Yes, your son's name is Leonardo. Do you understand? I think, "Yes, that's not going to happen to me."

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Haha. The Google translation is a bit off "he gave birth to his wife" ????? He says something else but whatever, you'll understand

020 is the common slang abbreviation for Ajax, meaning the phone area code. 010 is for Rotterdam, 030 for Utrecht, etc

demonrail666 01.15.2020 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by _tunic_
He gave birth to his wife


So 2020

!@#$%! 01.15.2020 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by _tunic_
 


They should merge the offside VAR technology with what they do in snooker when a player makes a mistake alnd the balls have to be repositioned to their original location, they use camera technology as well. They should do the same in football: when the referee blows the whistle , the players should return to the exact same position as when the assistant referee on the line lifted his flag.
And then the audience in the stadium can vote Yes No or Beer.

this is brilliant and i agree 100%

h8kurdt 01.17.2020 04:06 PM

Richarlison out for the Everton/West Ham game tomorrow. Gonna be interesting to see who he Ancelotti uses to replace him. Might be that he starts Moise Kean from the beginning.

demonrail666 01.17.2020 08:41 PM

Good news for West Ham, terrible news for my Fantasy Football team

h8kurdt 01.18.2020 08:51 AM

Predictions for it? I'm saying 2-1 win to Everton.

demonrail666 01.18.2020 09:46 AM

I'm going 2-1 West Ham, just cos of Everton's injury problems.

!@#$%! 01.18.2020 10:06 AM

i cant catch yr duel on teevee unfortunately so it looks like i’ll save my eyes for tomorrow’s liverpool-man u

best wishes to you both i look forward to your mutual trolling and good laughs

_tunic_ 01.18.2020 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
Predictions for it?

Italia - Man city: 22 - Love, and possibly some divorces and injuries caused by kicks in the groin in the aftermath

h8kurdt 01.18.2020 10:50 AM

1-1 at halftime. That was a dire 30 minutes until West ham's goal. There's been two great saves by Pickford to keep Everton in the game. However, our midfield is just getting battered atm. Demo will be the happier of the two is I reckon.

demonrail666 01.18.2020 10:55 AM

Yeah, neither team look good but we're definitely edging it.

h8kurdt 01.18.2020 11:53 AM

Bag o' wank

demonrail666 01.18.2020 12:16 PM

Yep. Both teams were there for the taking today. Sort of lucky for both of us neither side was facing anyone remotely decent.

demonrail666 01.18.2020 12:23 PM

Over the next 5 games we get Liverpool (twice :eek: ) Leicester and MC. Not looking good.

!@#$%! 01.18.2020 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Over the next 5 games we get Liverpool (twice :eek: ) Leicester and MC. Not looking good.


 


yep. rough. very rough outlook.

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eta: i just read this which explains a lot

https://www.skysports.com/football/n...-wrong-for-him

anything happening for you this transfer window?

demonrail666 01.18.2020 01:24 PM

Moyes is hinting that he's looking at a couple of players but it's hard enough signing anyone really decent mid-season, without being in a relegation battle, too. Most likely we'll end up settling on a couple of loan deals

_slavo_ 01.19.2020 04:42 AM

Now there are 2 Slovak players in Premier League: GK Dubravka in Newcastle and AM Duda in Norwich City.
Quite an achievement for such a small country with almost no support of sport from the govertnment etc.

!@#$%! 01.19.2020 01:23 PM

mo’s goal... was just.... ..... ......!!!!!

!@#$%! 01.19.2020 01:56 PM

nobody else saw? :(

h8kurdt 01.19.2020 02:09 PM

Nae Mon, I've been busy and besides I'm sick of seeing Liverpool constantly win, the swines. I'll watch it on match of the day.


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